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Doria Nappi's avatar

I love it, but I was looking for some Ukraine in the mix.

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Mike Huggins's avatar

That might be the next movie, Drag Me To ZelHELLensky

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Doria Nappi's avatar

:) :) :) Too funny

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Dave aka Geezermann's avatar

I was slow picking up on that piece about Walensky, I thought it was fictional. Bring on that earthquake in Turkey, anytime, the sooner the better.

How is that woman not dragged out and tarred and feathered, or worse?

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Mike Huggins's avatar

Dave, I didn't comment back because I knew you'd figure it out. RocHELLe HELLensky. What a fitting name. She won't drag us to hell.

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swampymcgee's avatar

This sounds perfectly, legitimately, properly, authoritatively Official Story Normal

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Mike Huggins's avatar

Based on a true story

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Blue Electric Storm's avatar

Yeah, That's what happens when you fuck with Pele. You lose.

Is this actually a film? Funny....

regardless, hands off hawaii...everyone wants hawaii...and the japanese are digging their heels in

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John Galt's avatar

Too bad Hicks is dead, he's great at panic attacks. Game over man, Game over! :(

Can I be in it? I can't act worth a damn, I've tried it, so maybe just a bit part? I could play a random CIS gender white male supremacist sacrifice or something.

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Toxicanadian's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏

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David's avatar

Sounds like a Raimi flick.

I used to show midnight horror films in the mid 80s when I was projectionist. Evil Dead 2 was one I remember.

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John Galt's avatar

LOL! That you didn't comprehend that is a positive character trait in general but you're gonna have to grapple with that when the zombie apocalypse hits.

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