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I added two updates to this post. One for transport and the other showing Taylor Swift could make about $68,000,000 if she sells out Lumen field.

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Jul 22, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Humans are the dumbest animal, and the meanest.

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Jul 22, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Most dangerous too

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I once asked a crow why won't you land on me, you know I'd never harm you. It replied, we fly by your windows. We see how you treat each other. We see what you eat.

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Jul 25, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Crows fly the shortest distance between two points, allegedly. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a bannana. Haha.

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Jul 22, 2023·edited Jul 22, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Mike... Thanks for the update on the Emerald City. Sad to see that it is continuing its downward spiral as it circles the great toilet bowl of Amerika. Though we miss some of the food and a few people, there is life to the East. Of course, in the land of Lil Ronnie Pudding Fingers, we have our own issues. Randy R. provides explanation as only a talented gay Broadway queen can do:

https://youtu.be/R2M5ZeJSZHM

BTW, I think he would provide more entertainment for a lot less that Tailor Slow.

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Jul 22, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Mike, did Django tell you its 9.99 miles to Bill Gates house, or was it Dgoogle?

I used to live at the opposite side of NE 8th where 8th T-bones Northup. A little more than 6 miles from hell, as Dcrow flies.

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David I've driven it so many times it's an auto known number. Glad you moved further away from hell.

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Jul 23, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Over $1k for a concert? 😳 Give me a $5 cover charge, peanuts on the floor and a house band instead. I can think of other things to spend that $995 on. (Like Donald Jeffries new book on Applebooks) 😉

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I've worked out a deal with him. 50% off for VRR subscribers.

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🥳 We’ll call you “The Great Negotiator”

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Jul 22, 2023·edited Jul 22, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

This is outstanding. Can't wait for my 15 minute city, NOT! Meta is working hard on their virtual reality head sets to catch up, when they do it I see 15 minute cities of human vegetables wandering around in squalor wearing overflowing diapers with their occulus viewers drinking virtual Bud Light, humping mannequins and lord knows what ever else.

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Great presented visuals Mr. Elk. I have to add an update on the post. I knew I would as soon as traffic started heading into Seattle for the Taylor Swift concert.

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