VRR BIG NEWS--with a Djamie Foxx long intro update

and meet Dbanjo

“It comes in the morning.”—Kamala Harris

A month or so ago when Djamie Foxx was having a severe medical crisis due to his stupid decision to participate in an experimental medical procedure to fight off a fabricated virus, I was pondering a name for my crow. Since Djamie once played a character named Django a character impossible to kill I named my crow Django just in case anyone tries shooting him. The D is silent.

An article was written about Djamie and he’s out being a good Samaritan while recovering. He found a woman’s purse and returned it to the woman. The woman said “his voice sounded good.” He’s still playing pickleball and has been spotted cruising down the Chicago river. He’s also been partying it up in Las Vegas while he waits out the actor’s strike. Voice is good article.

The actors and writers are fearing AI. Isn’t our Vice President in charge of AI? It’s just two letters. HEY HOLLYWOOD, YOU VOTED FOR HER. Just think of the new screenplays AI will write.

I see an AI sequel to Django. Django Meets Djenga. AI might have to work on the title a little. Django’s wife gets shot up sixty-two times in a cross fire between Django and his wife’s former slave owner who used her as a comfort girl. Not a single bullet hits Django. He escapes and meets Djenga at a slave auction in Lusk Wyoming. He shoots and kills all of the white people in town and escapes with the light skinned Djenga who looks eerily like Vice President Kamala Harris. The final scene has the two captured on a cliff in a shoot out. AI stole the scene from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Djenga suggests they jump and Django says he can’t swim. Djenga laughs.

Cut to: The couple grab hands and jump off to Djenga laughing. THE END

A long introduction to the VRR BIG news of the week. Last week our headquarters was contacted by an animal rescue and told there was a pup in Garland Texas that was on his last day in prison. Scheduled to be euthanized if a foster wasn’t secured RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Quick staff meeting and all agreed they’d rather spend all day playing with a dog than researching a where’s Waldo with RacHELLe Walensky as Waldo. Maybe she’s partying with Djamie. Wouldn’t that be a great picture for Djamie to post on his Instagram. I wonder how he likes her now.

The morning arrived and everyone was scrambling except me. I was working on an article. Afterwards I thought I’d try and squeeze in a run on the track. I walked down the street and got in the middle of a vicious dog fight. Two dogs attacked a woman’s dog and she was frantically trying to keep the dogs off her and her dog. I ran over and beat on the attacking dogs with my backpack. Mike wins. The woman kept repeating, “Oh my god I don’t know what I would have done if you hadn’t showed up.” What forces arranged that? If I’d wrote another paragraph she might have been torn to pieces.

On the track I reveived a text message, “Someone’s waiting for you.” A picture attached.

Short story long is I’m back in love again. His name is Banjo. I changed the spelling to Dbanjo. The D is silent. It matches my crow who I named Django. Kind of a doggy name coincidence too. Dbanjo was scheduled to be shown three days after we received him, but that didn’t happen. He ain’t going anywhere. Some believe our pets reincarnate and return to us. I lost my dog Abbey in 2020 and the two look almost identical with identical personalities. Picture below was Abbey’s favorite pose.

He loves the garden and thinks I should plant a rose bush right here.

He also thinks our lavender farm needs another plant right here.

He’s been on three hikes so far with no issues. The VRR has several subscribers that I know of who are rescuer’s, Miss Maniac, Pasheen and tndoc and I’m happy to join them now. His social media announcment.

Additional pictures of Dbanjo.

I was hiding from him.