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Sep 27, 2023·edited Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

OML. I knew that Slim was effective against Martians, but had no idea about the effect on zombies! Great info... Will be hooking up my collection of vintage garage sale equipment to blast the slimy creatures into oblivion.

BTW, what the F is with a black bus? Needs a Reaper bumper sticker. Perhaps this is actually the Black Hole of Karma headed to Jay's house...

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I think the Slim song might also bring down AI. Need to test on this. Blue is their color so not sure on the black. I take it as a confession. Needs a reaper sticker for sure.

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I haven't laughed so much in a long while. Thanks! Slim Whitman could scare the racoons out of the backyard round by the garbage cans, too, I'll bet.

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For sure.

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Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Wonder if it will work on rattlesnakes?

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Sep 27, 2023·edited Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Latest news from Florida Man files is he was bitten 40+ times by a rabid otter. Otter paid with his life. FM is still recovering.

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Sep 27, 2023·edited Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Ah yes Mike, your eloquence never ceases to inform, entertain and like this AM inspire me to cough my coffee out my nostrils laughing. Good heavens, the King County Bus . . . the tease . . . Swing low sweet chariot bus!

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Thanks Mr. E. I owe you a cup of coffee.

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Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

My friend’s mom (while I was growing up in Tampa) knew Slim Whitman. Funny, I will see that friend next weekend at a reunion.

Also, “to pee or not to pee?” Flashback to 1970’s, little brother in the backyard playing. My mom yells out, “don’t you have to go to the bathroom?” At 4 years old, he yells back “if I run around, it will go way” Mom responds “yes, and it will come back with a vengeance”🤣

Thank you for the trip down memory lane, and I hope your pee didn’t come back with a vengeance.

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It looks like Slim plays guitar lefty style. As a machinist working second shift the day shift machinist would hand off the machine to me and say, "Urine pee pee."

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😂

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Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Awesome Chapter One...ready for Chapter Two. 😂

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Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

It's not like Dow is burying the lede on that tweet. He's got the electric bus moji front and center.

Boy Slim sure had some vocal range. I'd put him up against Rob Halford any day.

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Sep 27, 2023·edited Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Mike - you got up this morning while I was still up overnight, I went to bed just before you posted this. Before I read and comment I want to say this:

I am glad to see you are doing a daily substack post. You should see an increase in readership. I got my daily Jeff Childers Coffee & Covid stack an hour before I went to bed and left a couple comments and a couple replies to the first commenters. Talk about response!

I get an email notice every time someone "likes" my comment or reply. I got swamped today. Still going through them. Jeff has a very large readership, and gets many hundreds of comments.

My suggestion: Get his stack, open it early, as soon as it comes, and leave a relative appropriate comment, and add a link to your latest substack that relates. You will soon be recognized and gain a lot of new followers.

Okay, now I'm having MY coffee, and will read this new article. Thanks.

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Thanks Dave. I'm terrible about marketing myself.

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Try what I suggested a couple times. It's easy. You deserve a LOT more readers.

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Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Damn. I was born in '52 and my dad used to burst into song, including this very one, all the time. Maybe Slim is my Spirit Animal (shudder). Anyway, I'm taking this as a SIGN.

Of WHAT is yet to be revealed but I'm placing all bets and faith in something loving and positive and funny and irreverent. In the meantime WTF is up with that bus wearing a black shroud? Creepy.

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How did your dad sound as Slim? I'm going to try it on Banjo.

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Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Great idea! Hope dBanjo sets up a good howl response. The best of all possible howls. To match the level of Dow's evility and cancels it out. My dad, in his sardonic way,

sang a good rendition.

Hmmmm I seem to vaguely recall an old B&W movie of a Canadian Mountie bravely, in an evility- canceling way, singing that Slim song in a duet with his lady love. Have to go down that rabbit hole now.

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Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

The analogy of what is being done to us for me is the pinball machine. We are the pinballs. Easy.

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We need to be the paddles.

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Sep 27, 2023Liked by Mike Huggins

Or escape the machine? Funny thing about the balls, steelies, as I called them in my marble playing days. My mom worked at a company that made conveyor belts in Detroit; she brought me a few steelies but I was bad at marbles and lost my steelies to a girl named Cassie. Funny what one remembers, she was the first and only bully in my childhood, I remember her pinning me on the ground with her knees on my arms and slapping me up some (at 10). She is either in prison now or the head of a corporation.

Pin ball wizards.

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