HUNTER BIDEN CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN AGAIN
This is no anti-nutter CV19 story
I’m aware Hunter Biden masturbated while out in public. And is claiming he’s on a three-day free drug high only to be seen snorting cocaine at the White House. I was just ignoring it—looking away. At least he kept his dick in his pants at the White House 4th of July party, or did he? O say can you see.
The cocaine story for me is just too stupid. I was thinking about it on urban vagabond hike #301. What would it be like to be a paid writer for those things?
“Huggins, you’ve snorted cocaine before, haven’t you?”
“Yes.”
“Good. We need you to write a dumb ass story to lead the masses somewhere, anywhere. Write about a bag of cocaine that is mysteriously left at the White House just after Hunter was there.”
“I’m on it. Can I add a Playgirl magazine and a used condom?”
HEADLINE NEWS July 6, 2023
Fox News—Experts baffled by White House invoking Hatch Act to dodge Hunter cocaine question
USA Today—No way White House cocaine is from Hunter Biden
MSNBC News—Trump responds to White House cocaine story as only he can
The Vaccine Reaper Report—Cocaine, a Used Condom, a Playgirl Magazine found in the White House—WH experts are suspiciously fingering Hunter
Forbes—Who is the White House Cocaine Culprit?
Newsweek—Donald Trump Jr. Speaks Out About Cocaine at the White House
And then I came across a group of crows that took my mind off snorting cocaine and masturbating in public. I’m not sure either is a crime anymore.
This is a food social. The crow can be your friend or your enemy. You get to decide. As an enemy they will trash you. If the owner of that car parked out on the street was their enemy they’d eat the rubber off his windshield wiper blades. And then they’ll repeat it after they are replaced. If I was the owner of that trash can, I would quietly clean it up and throw out a handful of peanuts as a peace offering. Crows forgive.
"O say can you see?" Made me laugh, Mike.
I didn't know crows have it in them to forgive. But I don't doubt it. I'm sure you know more about crows than I. In any case, I once read an article about crows' intelligence that blew my mind. You may know of it already, but I'll share:
An experiment was done to see if crows had the intelligence to use tools. (I believe it was at one time decided that intelligence in human beings was indicated when we started using rocks to break open shells... or something like that.) Anyway, the experiment went like this:
Meat was placed under a grate, out of reach of crows. A few pieces of wire were placed near the grate. Scientists wanted to know if the crows would be smart enough to use the wires to try and hook out the food. Lo and behold, they did try. But, when the meat repeatedly got knocked off the end of the wire as it was being pulled through the grate, the crows became frustrated, and took a different approach. They actually BENT the end of the wire so the meat would not fall off, and were able to hook the meat from under the grate. In other words, they not only USED tools, they actually MADE one! Astounding!
Anyway, thought I would share. Thanks for the article.
"suspiciously fingering Hunter". LOL, LOL, LOL.
Okay, calm down Dave.
The pic of crows is wonderful. How was the garbage can dumped out? Raccoons? I have that problem here. Just last night one got up on my back porch and took apart the hummingbird feeder. Luckily, I was able to clean and reassemble it. The hummers are back eating.
I LOVE crows. Be sure to tell them that, I value my wipers.
By the way, I have never done coke, so was unfamiliar with the terms bandied about, like "bump".
I did however do blotter acid ONE time in 1972.