“The data shows that Remdesivir has a clear-cut significant positive effect in diminishing the time to recover.”—Dr. Anthony Fauci
In 2021 I hurt my back. I called to make an appointment with my doctor so he can tell me, “yes you hurt your back,” and collect the $250 from my insurance company. Suddenly, he doesn’t work there anymore. Poof, gone. Did he suddenly die, or suddenly wake up to the fact that the vaccine is not safe, but very effective in harming his patients and maybe even killing them? I’d like to think he woke up, but I never associated him as the sharpest #2 pencil. A few times I would Google some condition I was having and then make an appointment. He confidently would tell me exactly what is wrong with me and start writing a prescription. I would interject, “Any chance it could be this?” He would stop writing, look up at me with a confused face and say, “Well, it could be that too. Let me write a prescription for both.”
Imagine you’re Dr. Such n Such before you became Dr. Baffled in 2020. You were beaming with medical confidence. Prior to the Covid 19 scam nothing baffled you as a medical doctor. Sure, some wise ass might have Googled his or her condition that you overlooked, but nothing that could have harmed the patient—do no harm. Then the virus arrives. Still beaming with medical confidence you aren’t worried. This is child’s play—first year med school material. Do this and this, prescribe this, and move on to the next patient with the bad back. Suddenly it’s declared a pandemic after only one death and no autopsy. You aren’t baffled by this. It will auto correct itself in a few days and return to normal. Keep advising your patients to take anti-viral medications such as Ivermection and perhaps, HCQ, mix in some vitamin D and C, along with rest and the patient will be good as new in a few days. You been there a thousand times in your career, and it's never failed you. Nobody ever died and you did no harm. It doesn’t auto correct. You start transitioning into Dr. Baffled.
You start noticing a funny strange man on CNN, Dr. Fauci. Dr. Fauci isn’t baffled at all. He has more confidence than you’ve ever had as a medical doctor and he’s never even seen a patient. You are baffled by this. Dr. Fauci gives recommendations to treat the virus that completely goes against your medical training—stay home until you can’t breathe, and turn blue, and purple, and then go to the hospital with a mask on, and take Remdisvir and go on a ventilator. You swear out loud and you’ve never sworn before, “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?” As Dr. Baffled you will repeat that question for the remainder of your career as a medical doctor.
You watch the funny looking strange Dr. Fauci every night on CNN. Suddenly you notice that the strange doctor is also baffled—mask, or no mask? Maybe two masks, or three. You aren’t baffled at all you know a mask can’t stop the spread of a virus, you learned that in the first year of medical school. Why is it a debate in the funny doctor Fauci’s mind?
Days after the announcement of the first US death the US Surgeon General came out and told everyone they don’t need to wear a mask, that it will do nothing to stop you from catching the virus or spreading it. You agree.
The overconfident Dr. Fauci overrides the US Surgeon General and mask wearing to prevent a viral infection becomes the new norm. You swear for the second time in your life, “WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?” You transition further into Dr. Baffled. Dr. Such n Such is fading.
You discover other doctors are baffled too. You at least feel you’re not alone now. You call your university medical school to see if perhaps you flunked out the first year, or if there is some new medical diagnosis for treating a virus. Nope--it’s exactly the same. You’re baffled. You swear out loud for the third time.
The fastest vaccine to ever hit the market arrives at your office after only nine months and no animal testing or testing on humans. You tear open the insert to read the list of ingredients and the sheet is completely blank. A two-foot by two-foot sheet folded and compressed to two inches, by two inches and it doesn’t have a single ingredient.
Baffled you once again swear out loud, “HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?” You tear open 28 more vaccines to see if the list of ingredients is the same; they are. You call to make an eye exam assuming your eyes are fucked. Eyes are ok. The word fuck is now in almost every sentence you utter, but not with your patients; with them you’re still confident Dr. Such n Such. After they leave you become Dr. Baffled again. Your spouse starts thinking you’re losing your mind. You are.
You call Moderna and introduce yourself as Dr. Baffled and you inform them there has been a packaging error on the shipment of vaccines that arrived at your office. You inform them that the package insert for the list of ingredients is completely blank. Moderna responds, “And what is your concern Dr. Baffled?”
You decide to sit on the vaccines. A week later a letter arrives informing you that you haven’t given out any vaccines and this is a violation of good medical practices and that if you don’t start injecting your patients you will be stripped of your license. You shout, YOU’VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME.” As Dr. Baffled how are you going to get out of this one? How can you give informed consent when you don’t know what the fuck you are injecting into your patients? What if you harm them, remember your code—DO NO HARM, or worse you kill them?
You ponder quitting. Home Depot is hiring. You were just in there yesterday and bought a new hose and seen the Now Hiring sign. You notice McDonald’s is hiring too. You could work at either place without worrying you will murder anyone, although the food at McDonald’s could. You delete McDonald’s as an option. You wonder what if I don’t say anything. A patient comes in and wants the vaccine. I hand them the informed consent sheet where it says they could become sick, or killed in very rare circumstances, and don’t say anything, they sign it, and I just inject them. If they ask me what the ingredients are I just stare at them. No facial expression at all. If they ask me if it is safe and effective, I just stare at them. No facial expression at all. Can they take my medical license for not talking? Your transition from Dr. Such n Such is complete, you are now officially Dr. Baffled and you fucking hate it.
Sitting in your office the words DO NO HARM keep streaming through your head. Your nurse comes into your office to inform you a patient has hurt his back and needs to see you immediately. She says she can squeeze in the patient in between the vaccine appointments. You respond, “No can do. I can’t go for that. I quit. I’m no longer a medical doctor. I just accepted a position at Home Depot.”
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