Why don't we get vaccinated die then screw

a rock and roll CV19 vaccine death memorial ghost party

“If I hear that fucking song one more time I swear I’m going postal.”—Homeless Comic

I sent Marsay a text and informed her while we were partying like 16-year-olds on mom and dad’s bowling night Jimmy Buffett died. She texted back and said she’ll be over around 4:30 with tequila and margarita mixer and she wouldn’t bring cheap shit. She kept her word. The tequila bottle had a price sticker attached that read $19.99. It’s laying right in front of the Jimmy Buffett book. Marsay made professional margarita’s just like a bartender from a Denny’s lounge, salt around the brim. She also brought over an authentic pair of wooden Mexican shakers.

Jimmy lived two years after being injected with an unknown substance referred to as a vaccine by medical health imposters. It doesn’t stop you from catching their deadly virus or stop you from transmitting it. It stops you from dying or ending up in a hospital. Oooooops! It allowed Jimmy to continue touring for two years, continue torturing us with the song Margaritaville. “If I hear that fucking song……..”

Why don’t we get drunk, get vaccinated, get screwed. See if there’s a Jesus.

If there is a Jesus will He greet the vaccinated with open arms, “Welcome to my Kingdom you dumbfucks.” There are probably two songs that are forbidden in God’s Kingdom, Stairway to Heaven and Margaritaville. Make it three—Gloria Gaynor’s song I will survive.

I added Jimmy Buffett’s name to the growing list of rock star deaths when a voice interrupted my thoughts, “You forgot me somewhere down the lazy river.” Shit!! I forgot to add Robbie Robertson’s name.

She said, “Hang the rich.” His name will be added today.

I played a musical medley starting with Jimmy and finishing off with Tina. Marsay didn’t know any of them were dead. She doesn’t own a TV and has no internet. She gets all of her news from me. I think. I don’t own a TV but I have internet. A 50% difference. I played Sinead’s version of Prince’s song Nothing Compares To You. Marsay didn’t know who Sinead was, or Prince, but she seen Randy Meisner in a concert in 1977.

Song list played:

CheeseVaxxburger in Paradise California—Jimmy Buffett

It’s Vaxx O’clock somewhere—Jimmy Buffett

I ain’t superstitious but a goddamn black vaccine cat just crossed my trail—Jeff Beck

Take it to the vaccine limit one more time—Randy Meisner

Nothing compares to that deadly CV19 vaccine and you—Sinead O’Connor

Rollin down the river of vaccine lies—Tina Turner