White House's Funny Friday Press Briefing

Why did Hamas attack Israel? Because it was so fucking easy

The White House ran their funny Friday press briefing yesterday. The leader of the most powerful nation under Israel took questions about the Israel slaughter, hostages and a four day pause so Israel can re-stock the ACME bombs imported from the United States.

There was a four minute pause after his answer to let the laughter subside. It wouldn’t subside so meeting was adjourned.

Fool briefing here.

Why did Hamas struck when it did? This is kind of one of those why did the chicken cross the road jokes. And I recently wrote a few jokes myself over the Thanksgiving week. It was on the 22nd and I was with around 43 elementary school kids so I wrote a few turkey jokes to tone down their energetic sugar high. I had a whole three minutes to write these so yes they’re lame.

What is the one thing a turkey wishes it had on Thanksgiving day? A costume.

What did the turkey say on thanksgiving day? Oh no not again.

How do you cook a turkey? I don’t know ask your mom.

What country doesn’t have any turkeys? Turkey

How does a turkey eat its food? It gobbles it.

That evening I shared the turkey jokes with my wife over a cheap bottle of Chardonnay. Not Marsay cheap. She liked them and then I went full on drunken raunch turkey jokes.

What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving just before he was slaughtered? FUCK YOU.

If a turkey was bent over how many countries would fuck it besides the United States? Israel. Would they force in Greece?

My wife laughed claiming she didn’t like them. My response, “Then stop fucking laughing.” Why hasn’t there ever been a turkey comedy roast on television on Thanksgiving day? Imagine the jokes coming from the Queen of Mean Lisa Lampanelli.

What does a woman and a Thanksgiving turkey have in common?

I’d write a couple of example jokes as Lisa but this is a kid friendly Substack. We only write about murderous, genocidal, psychopathic monsters hell bent on eliminating the human population which is far raunchier than a Lisa Lampanelli turkey cock joke. Instead of a comedy turkey roast we torture people with Freemason NFL football on Thanksgiving? Lions lose again. And now they’ve added the Seahawks to the Thanksgiving line up. Seahawks lose again. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I then remembered it was the JFK assassination. Stop the jokes. Murdered in the 11th month on the 22nd day. Twenty two is 2X11. Repeating number 11’s. The official time of his death according to jfklibrary.org is, “shortly after noon.” Is that 12:05PM? Or perhaps 12:11PM. Maybe 12:22PM. That’s still shortly isn’t it? They have to know the exact hour, minute and second the bullet struck President Kennedy. What about the Cartier watch he was wearing, wasn’t it damaged?

This is taken out of Christopher Fulton’s book,—The Inheritance, page 119

What time did it read? The one person who would know is dead—Robert Kennedy. Robert had the watch for six days. According to the book, same page, he removed the band soaked in his brothers blood and replaced it with a new strap. Why? He then cleaned the biological material from the watch and had it forensically tested. Wouldn’t the cleaning remove everything they’d be testing for? He took photos of the process and then returned the watch to be given to Jackie. Wouldn’t he take a photo of the watch in its original damaged condition blood and all? What time did it read?

Christopher Fulton bought the watch at an auction and Donald Trump hosted the auction at his hotel. The Cartier watch wasn’t part of the preview.

I’ve worked numerous conspiracy / false flag events and I always start with the time. The exact date and time. With that you can start the research. Without it time points become estimates or guesses. I still don’t have an official time of death for the first person who died from Covid 19 in Washington State, or a name, or a face, death certificate, autopsy report, doctors name, evidence of a funeral, but I do have a hospital but they don’t have a name or a face either. This might be a hoax.