WHERE'S YOUR GOVERNOR?
find him, find her
Governor Hobbs might have gone missing long before September 27th. Scrolling through her Twitter account back through May of 2023 I see she posts almost every day.
Not followed by anyone I’m following. That’s good information.
On average she misses two days until you get to July.
It looks like this:
June 30
July 6 (X3)
August 8
August 10
September 19
Why the sudden drop off? Has your Governor gone into hiding? Better look for him or her. My governor has a good reason to disappear for at least 14 days if he follows old school CDC guidelines. The same guidelines he forced onto the citizens of Wa. State.
Tested positive for Covid
14-day self-isolation quarantine
Turn blue or purple go to a hospital
Admit to ICU
Ventilator
Remdesivir
Die
Fake death and hide out in some WEF owned cave with a bunch of Reptilians and Mantis aliens. YOU WILL SERVE breakfast cooked by the new Reptilian Chef Governor Hobbs or you’ll find yourself on the menu.
Inslee egg omelet, mutilated cow intestines, black coffee.
Checking in with our communist neighbor, governor Tina Kotek, she’s there, but has a little bit of a problem with drugs. She has a plan. Get defunded law enforcement on it.
I haven’t cut my hair in two years.
Governor Kotex has plans to “move staff.” I think this means the police janitor will be forced to go out and look for fentanyl sales. Governor Kotek is quite a reader. Romance? I just re-organized my books on my desk, aliens, ghosts, crows, conspiracy up the ying yang, esoteric, badass western stories, slavery, and MASKING THE TRUTH by author Donald Jeffries. I’m building a rustic shadow box for that book. It will be mounted somewhere in my house. Maybe I buy a copy for each room. Sure, my wife will go for that. Stay tuned.
Note: I’m not the last name mentioned either. Big names in there too.
I’m not going to California to look for Governor Newsome, but the governors of California, Oregon and Washington State have been the three WEF stooges of Covid 19. The word Governor Hobbs used in her tweet fits the stooges, “Lockstep.”
There might be some fear mongering in this post, but there’s more hope mongering so it balances out nicely. I feel. I did find some good fear mongering and I need to send this over to James who is apparently collecting names. Dr. Lee Merritt made a video on the October 4th possible zombie apocalypse. If you don’t have a gun or sword, take a pillow case and fill it with twelve cans of beans and tie off the top. Make a big knot. That will ensure you have a good grip and the cans won’t spill out if a zombie knocks the bag out of your hands. Don’t panic if that happens. Pick it up and continue the beating. In the movies they move really slow. You have time.
Jean Claude also coming in on the fear porn obviously not aware that names are being collected.
In Dr. Merritt’s video she plans on storing her phone in her microwave on the 4th. She says if nothing happens then you just have a phone free day to play, laugh and sing with the birds. I plan on turning my compost that day—shovel, pitchfork, Bowie knife, 9mm Beretta. A typical day in the garden but always ready for anything….just like you.
Don’t go looking for a governor in the capital buildings in Washington State or Arizona.
He’s not there.
She’s not………………………
Now THIS is a Mike Huggins post. I laughed, I cried, it has a good beat and is easy to dance too.
And I learned that Oregon has a new Governor, Gov. Kotex. Oregon is a beautiful state, I lived there for six years, back when the government was not filled with insane marxists. The natural beauty is amazing.
I can barely contain my hatred for Hobbs and disgusting liars and hypocrites like her. I can only hope she is being held hostage by the Sinaloa drug cartel who owns her. And I hope they keep her. Otherwise she may return zombified.
Speaking of zombies, I will make the 4th my phone-free day, as I do every day.
Love that Zombies song. Gotta dance to that while wearing bellbottoms.
P.S. Phone can also go in a cast iron soup pot with lid. But I think I might be wrong about that.