WAR WITH IRAN

Maybe do a computer simulation first

The headlines three days ago had Israel preparing to strike Iran’s nuclear facilities with the United States in the middle negotiating a NEW nuclear deal with Iran. Iran counters with their own headlines that they will just move all nuclear material to a secret site.

We are currently witnessing a headline news war.

I capitalized the word NEW in the above paragraph because the old nuclear deal with Iran expires in 53 days. We need a new one now or we go to war for Israel. The negotiations in 2015 took months to complete, maybe a year. I can’t remember anymore. The deal was that Iran couldn’t have more than 3% uranium enrichment. It was agreed upon and signed.

This historic event was broadcasted into my home on July 15, 2015 at 1:21am. The leading journalist in the world said on CNN, “This is a good day. This is a historic day for world peace.” I recorded the historic announcement. I must have known it would come back around.

In 2015 the United States sent Senator John Kerry who is a Yale graduate, Skull & Bones member, and member of the black-eyed club to negotiate the deal for Israel. While there he received another black eye to go with his healing broken leg. You might think the United States would send him back to re-negotiate since he’s so talented at negotiating but he’s not a Republican so Trump can’t use him for anything. He’d intentionally fuck it all up just to make Trump look bad.

The person the United States chose to negotiate the deal for Israel is a personal friend of Trump’s. His name is Steve Witkoff. Probably German ancestry just like Trump. No messy Senate confirmation required for this position. Steve was a real estate attorney so you can see why there is a connection with Trump. Easy dot connecting there. He’ll be real busy once the riviera plans for Gaza are in phase #3.

The deal Steve offered Iran was close to the deal in 2015 but a little worse. Instead of 3% enrichment it is reduced to 2% enrichment. I don’t know why it couldn’t be left at 3% considering Iran has complied with all of the rules and regulations and has been somewhat invisible over the last 10 years, nothing exploded. It seems simple. Everyone signs the 3% deal, and they can meet up again in 2035. DEAL IS DONE. Bring on world peace.

Before Iran had a chance to sign the deal the United States snatched it back. They whited out the 3% and wrote in 0% enrichment. What I’d do if I were the leader of Iran is sign the deal with my right hand with a fuck you finger under the table on my left hand and start immediately preparing for war. It buys them more time and Israel and the United States will look like bigger assholes than they already look like should they break the deal and attack Iran.

The last time the United States went to war with Iran it was over in five minutes. Iran won. The war happened in a tax payer paid $250 million dollar computer simulation. Iran sunk our battle ships in the first five minutes. The mood afterwards was described as “an eerie silence.”

The simulation was called Millennium Challenge 2002. Blue team (United States) verses red team (Iran). After the embarrassing defeat there was no need to play the next phase of the game which was ground assault. How were they going to get the marines on shore since all of the U.S. ships were resting at the bottom of the ocean? They decided they’d play it anyway but change a few rules which basically exposed the red team, allowed the marines to somehow advance on Iranian soil from the bottom of the ocean. In other words, they rigged the game so the blue team would have a favorable advantage.

The simulated ass kicking was a long time ago; memories fade and new politicians are bought in like AOC and Anna Luna. Both were only around 12 when that embarrassing war happened. I doubt it is ever discussed in the halls of congress. Do the new generals know about the simulated war game? Does Witkoff know? AI knows.

I’m sure Israel knows and I’m sure Iran knows and now you know. A war with Iran for Israel might be a very bad idea with headline news like this: OVER 100,000 US CITZENS KILLED TODAY. Is this why the Deagle Report has the U.S. population at 80 million in 2025?

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