VRR goulash report

“If we can get all America to pitch in for the next 15 days, we can flatten the curve.”—US Surgeon General

This report is sloppy like a goulash. I had it all done nice and tight. Then I was F-ing around with the power chord and POOF and I lost it all. Grrrrrrrrrrrr! The mood at the VRR headquarters suddenly changed.

Start song now.

Joe Biden announces that on May 11, 2023 the Covid 19 EMERGENCY is over. More fun creature numbers, 5/11. Five = death, 11 magic. Deathly magical, or flip it to magical death. Hours before Joe’s announcement the VRR already posted that the war would be over in May of 2023. I’m not drinking again until this goddamn war is over. Paragraph 10: This means I can’t have a beer until May of 2023. How did I know? Hoo, hoo.

But wait, wait, these things talk out of both sides of their mouth.

Six days ago---ease into it. Don’t get too excited. Wait on Biden’s boss.

Five days later exactly when Biden makes his announcement. It remains a health emergency like a diabetic coma.

You see how they play this game?

Suddenly Died

Nikolas Filetas singer for the rock band Prospectus.

Hunter Brown 21

Ben Beale 47

Doctors are baffled. Resorting to making shit up, “little known killers.”

Sureash Cholai

Jeremy Burke 27

Cindy Williams died too. I’m sure she was vaccinated but I’m not going there at 75.

Sailors in my state are committing suicide. Military personnel are baffled. They claim it’s the environment. Too noisy, too crowded, too much debris and perhaps too much vaccine. Does the vaccine increase thoughts of suicide? How do you commit suicide on a big ship? Jump overboard, hang yourself? Any chance they just suddenly died?

On June 23, 1994 Stanley Huggins suddenly died.

The Epoch Times is reporting there is a mass exodus out of the public schools. About time.

Parents are saying FU. The Chinese are flooded with people dying from the vaccine. They need to say FU to the vaccine, have a FU revolution and maybe Eva could lead it.

Don’t Fly say FU

The FAA has now lowered the EKG standards. A corpse is now acceptable as an airline pilot.

Stephone Carbone a former FAA safety inspector said, “It risks the lives of pilots, it risks lives of passengers, and it risks lives of anyone in a house, apartment, building, school, car, beach, park, or museum under the aircrafts path.” How do FAA officials travel? Keep your eyes to the skies.

This one kind of went under the VRR radar. Published November of 2022. A captain in training becomes incapacitated on the plane and is transported to the hospital where he dies. Maybe it went under the FAA radar too.

NFL Satanic Bowl—say FU

Are you ready for football? Game time is 33. Why not 11:11am?

She’s playing Eve. Her boobs turn into avocados. I’m guessing they might attempt a live human sacrifice as halftime entertainment. If not on the stage, then underneath it. Satan may manifest and actually sing a couple of songs with Rihanna. Vaccinated Chris Stapleton is scheduled to sing the national anthem if he’s healthy enough.

got mike classroom picture courtesy of a teacher in Canada.