VRR Behind The Scene--inside our secret vault if we had one
4:20pm--the vault closes at 5 if we had one
“What have I got? No looks, no money, no education, just talent.”—Sammy Davis Jr.
Before we go into the VRR vault let’s take care of some Reaper business. You may have noticed on my SS as well as Mark Miller’s a sudden slowdown in sudden deaths. Doubt it. I think they are doing a better job of keeping it off the internet. Here’s a couple of recent ones.
I recently learned some Substack writers have a secret vault for their premium paid subscribers. You know who they are. They claim they have information, secret writings, and the only way a curious person can peek inside, walk inside, cuddle up in a recliner next to the fireplace while being served hot coffee flown in from the jungles of Columbia and read is to cough up money, $7-$15 a month. They call it, “the full experience.” It’s a scam. They have no vault. They have no secret writings, no coffee, however after you buy in you will be experienced.
I’m opening up the Vaccine Reaper Report secret vault today. Inside information on the ups and downs of this Substack, the beer I’d like to drink, and the people who support this SS and more. There’s always more. Ease into it…the vault.
A big thanks to all my subscribers and to everyone else who dares read the VRR. We picked up a couple of new subscribers two months ago then lost 5, picked up one after that, lost two, don’t panic, picked up one, we’re rolling again, lost two, panic, then another three jumped on board and seem to be hanging on for dear life. I’m cheering them on.
Banks are crashing now. There’s a Substack rumor that the bank Substack uses, VEEM, to pay authors is in trouble too. If that happens how will readers pay authors, and have access to the secret vaults? Why are banks even involved? I’ve had numerous direct exchanges with my subscribers if they wanted to they could easily bypass the monthly sign up and just mail me money, or goods. Key in on the word, “goods.” You can find just about anyone these days with a two minute Google search. Good-bye middleman bank. Soon there may be a surplus of bank vaults.
The Bank of America near my house has been randomly closed due to staffing issues. Their solution, a forever remodel. They’ve been closed in a remodel for three months now. Vault sale sooooon. I can feel it.
The VRR did have a record day a month or two ago. I think nine new subscribers—probably a planetary shift or some other unexplained phenomena. I really like the unexplained because then I don’t have to try and explain it.
I did receive a really cool email the other day that I will break down to her final two words, “YOU ROCK.” It’s now printed off and attached to my office wall, also on the bathroom mirror, refrigerator and on my car dashboard. More places will be added
if when needed.
One day we had a daily read that was around 10X over the number of subscribers. Now you are deep in the vault. This is also printed off and hanging on my office wall.
WTF? Does that look like a middle finger? Let’s try and explain it.
This is comparable to Dr. Malone’s average of 400,000 daily reads from his paid $ubsrcibers suddenly shoots up to 4 million. He’d shit his pant$. I almost did. He’d think he won the lottery. I didn’t. We hit a radar. It got email forwarded on stamped, URGENT TOP SECRET—LOOK WHAT THIS FUCKER JUST WROTE ABOUT US. Speculation. The VRR staff speculate a lot.
Here’s the fun mystery. Out of that giant FU 10X spike we picked up NO new subscribers. Zero. Nul.
What does that tell us? Translation: MIKE DON’T FUCKING GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB. A little problem—I don’t have a day job. I mentioned it to my wife and her comment, “Don’t give up your day job.” She should at least read something I’ve written before making that comment. Her response: I don’t have to read you, I live with you. When are you going to fix the sink?
It doesn’t leak that bad. The 10X middle finger spike gets filed UNEXPLAINED.
The VRR goal is to stop this genocide using a computer keyboard. If we get close enough to THEM, those THINGS, we will beat them over the head with it, or throw it at them, in self-defense. They’re trying to murder us. There should be laws against that. I think there use to be back in the late 1800’s. Further down this article we’re going back in time and drink a beer. Join me.
Do you like bumper sticker coincidence? A couple of days ago I wrote about Lincoln’s hearse—THE LAST RIDE. A 1600-mile ride at 3MPH, or less to Illinois. If they would have added an e on the end of Illinois it would be a whole lot easier to spell. The first three letters all look the same too. That throws me off.
How long does it take to go 1600 miles at 3MPH? How did they preserve the body? It would be just a skeleton by the time they got there with vultures perched on top of the hearse. Maybe there’s some conspiracy here. Maybe they just buried him somewhere in Wa. DC and took an empty coffin to Illinois. You can’t rule it out with these deviants.
Look what came in right after I wrote The Last Ride.
What a beauty and the car is nice too. LAND OF LINCOLN on an Illinois plate. Universe’s signature is all over this, just like the first two selected cars were black. This is the mistake sticker with the white border. I like it now. I’m torn between white border, black border. It looks great on a white car. If Universe prompts you, inspires you, guides you, to ask for a FREE VRR bumper sticker, please specify white border / black border. Email me @ michaelhuggins50@gmail. To expedite your order write, YOU ROCK in the subject. Please use all CAPITAL letters.
Use this discount coupon and receive 15% off any of our other fine products if we ever expand, add items, and completely prostitute our$elves off. Don’t tempt us.
Subscriber Tip: The new owner of the VRR sticker said her sticker is on a magnet so she can remove it when she washes her car. Smart.
And this just came in from subscriber Toxicanadian.
I had an idea to stand outside of Evergreen
Health Center dressed as the reaper holding a sign with that exact message on the three-year anniversary. I’m kind of glad I didn’t because it’s probably a felony to stand outside a hospital dressed as a reaper with that message in Wa. State.
Deep Vault Retrieval
The Vaccine Reaper Report Substack was created on August 19, 2022. Here’s a Facebook post I made one day before the birth of the VRR. We’ve turned this into a dartboard at the entrance of VRR headquarters.
The post was shunned by my 56 family and friends. Not a single like. I really should have unfriended all 56 of them. I still might. Pre-covid I hit an all-time FB high of 86 family and friends. I lost 30. I blame this seven-foot shapeshifting lizard.
Sometimes I just want to go back in time and drink a beer. Hop on the ghost train back to 1867. Anyone want to go with me? I don’t know if we’ll have a return ticket to 2023 but do we want one? You know three or four beers we’ll say F that train.
No sitting. A bartender at each end—ready when you are. No fucking TV’s surrounding you and the beer is only a nickel. Two cents if it’s a shitty batch. Look at those light fixtures. Look at that bar. Imagine their reaction when they see all of us wander in. This one is in Tombstone Arizona. It’s still there. I’m going.
This is the one calling me. Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike, you’re thirsty. Tombstone has your beer.
The other night I awoke after midnight. My window was open. I could hear strange sounds in the night sky. Impossible to describe. I started recording it and on cue a barred owl showed up. Owls in our vault.
One hour later.
100% chance of rain today. This means there is a 100% chance I will not be working in my garden. I finished up the second garden box.
I hauled in a couple pounds of carrots and some beets. I’m going to make this today using fresh GG carrots.
VRR vault dessert.
Update to the lifted, illegal vaccine mandate in King County that was announced on February 6, 2023. They’ve crossed item number one off the list. It’s not confirmed, just a strong rumor. Nothing’s been signed. Decisions and ongoing talks are in the works that might have terminated bus drivers, mechanics and others returning to work by 2025. If man is still alive. If woman can survive. We will. We’re eternal. Secret vault information.
Here’s the bus I would have loved to have driven for one meal a day, a ticket to the nightly show and two beers, but I wasn’t born yet.
All upgrade paid, full experience subscriptions have been postponed until further notice.
Update on FU 10X reader spike. It happened twice, Feb 5, Feb 17. Posts prior shouldn't account for it. UNEXPLAINED.
Update to the update. LeeAnn solved the mystery. Clif High tweeted out my Rage Gauge I wrote on Sep 6 2022. Mystery solved we can now move on to the next one that is sure to come.
I got an update on the King County lifted illegal vaccine mandate late yesterday afternoon for all return to work illegally terminated KC employees. Go ahead, start right now, and take that vacation until 2025. Item number #2 must be a real bitch to work through, or are they still stuck on #1?