Vagabonding with Dbanjo

trip report. I hope you like it.

A few years ago, I met my son for a beer in North Dakota. A bit of a drive for me, for him. The next morning we went off in opposite directions with a plan to meet up again at another bar in another state.

I attempted to enter this brewery in Salt Lake City with Dbanjo and was blocked at the door. You must show ID. They don’t just glance at either. They walk off with it. They returned with it and told me Dbanjo wasn’t allowed in. They have a little outside courtyard where you can have a beer with your dog. My son was already there with his dog.

I went in and inquired about their beer selection. I asked for a pint of their hoppiest beer. Then it got weird. I was told they have a double IPA that they’re not allowed to serve out of an aluminum keg, (state / mafia law), but they can serve it out of an aluminum can. However, I don’t believe I am able to pour it in the glass. I believe the server is the only one allowed to pour it in the glass. I should have inquired.

On the drive over we stopped for the night in Boise Idaho. There are a few places I wanted to re-visit and of course I ran out of time. One of the places I wanted to experience again was the bar at the Owyhee Hotel.

Next time. If there is a next time.

Dbanjo experienced a hotel room.

I told him to watch our car. Alert me if anyone attempts to break into it.

We never turned on the TV.

The next morning we took Dbanjo on a hike so he could sleep during the five hour drive to SLC. We went on the Penitentiary hike. Behind the closed down penitentiary that was built by the inmates there is hiking trails and up on the top of the mountain is a big ass cross.

It was erected in 1956. People were bored, I guess. Music was good then and gas was cheap. A hamburger at McDonald’s was only fifteen cents in 1956. There is a plaque up there with the history of the cross and a few photos showing the men working on it. No mention of Jesus at all or any association with any religion.

I also wanted to go to Silver City but it isn’t opened until May. The Freemason Lodge there just sold for around $115K.

I recently read that if you put a Freemason logo on the back of your car the police will never pull you over for anything. The same is true if you have a Vaccine Reaper Report bumper sticker. I speculate.

My wife booked a room in SLC through air B&B and what a room. It’s located on polygamy alley in Millcreek.

It was built 100 years ago by Nathaniel Baldwin. This man invented the first pair of headphones. The government ordered 200,000 and he became a millionaire. He then went broke, went to prison and faded off the history books.

I found this book in our room.

I need to read it.

We went to Park City which is only about a 20-minute drive from our room. We went to a brewery there in the town and strangely they did not ask me for my ID. I had it out and ready and the server told me he didn’t need to see it. WTF is going on in Utah?

A few years ago my wife and I went to Hurricane Utah to hike in the Zion mountains. The brewery there was really weird. You can’t stand with your beer. You can’t order two drinks at a time. Your first drink must be empty before you can order another. You have to order food with your beer. If you want to re-locate to another table your server must carry your drink to the other table. If you come in with six wives only the first two are allowed to order a beer. INSANE. It’s easy to see how they were able to pull off the Covid 19 scam. People are completely mind fucked.

When I left I was right in the middle of a big garden project—replace the old garden beds that were falling apart with old cheap crappy boards that I got for free. Cedar is amazing. This is my cedar wood science experiment. How many more years does a 30 year old cedar board have left in it? I say 10 to 15 years.

Before

After

I have to get the backdrop mounted today and get these bitches seeded. “I’m late. I’m late.”

I am aware O.J. died, Dickey Betts died, Sophie Kinsella suddenly has brain cancer. She’s only in her 50’s and has sold over 45 million books. Turbo cancer is going around. Your author was recently scanned for cancer.

“This house ist clean.”—Pet Detective

Oh yeah, and Israel and Iran can’t decide if they want a war or not. So, they are in kind of a shoving match. I kill six, you kill seven. Supposedly Iran sends hundreds of missiles into Israel and Israel shoots down 99% of them. Iran should just surrender. What chance do they have if 99% of their missiles don’t reach their target? I’d say zero. They should just throw up their hands and tell Israel they are ready to be Gaza’d. Iran should have done what Hamas did, fly into Israel on hang gliders with fucking laser beams attached to their foreheads. Media claims the 1% missile that did miraculously make it to Israel supposedly hit some military complex. Images only show a hole in the ground. And I am really amazed at some of the big names in alt following this fake war as it is told by mainstream news and government. STOP, or we’re doomed.

Remember the Iran nuclear deal was done back in 2015. Missing from those talks in Vienna, Austria at 10:21am was Israel. Israel sent over black eyed United States Senator John Kerry to represent them along with some woman named Wendy.

And Mexico is offering $3.8 million dollars for information leading to the arrest of Dr. Anthony Fauci and RocHELLe Walensky. Probably on a beach in Israel drinking BLOODY Mary’s.

Das sind alle meine Freunde. Essen anbauen. If you can.