Vaccine Church--right here

every Sunday

Oct 01, 2023

“Everyone please stand and turn around and shake hands with five people you don’t know.”—Pastor Bob Moorehead

The Holman rule allows congress to appropriate legislation to reduce the salary of federal employees who aren’t worth a shit. I personally think it should be applied to all of them. Effective immediately.

Congresswoman Greene has singled out Secretary Lloyd Austin for a reduction in salary using the Holman rule. She wants his salary reduced from $221,000 a year to $1.00 a year. The rule doesn’t allow it to go under $1.00. Why?

Reduce all to the above $6 if they show up.

YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT

It appears Georgetown Brewing is familiar with Klaus Shwab’s phrase, “You’ll own nothing and be happy.” I didn’t get much out of this beer, but I’m willing to give it another try. I could have been having an off day.

MORE OFF

I heard numerous wild claims from many of the front-line doctors—CV19 vaccine reduces life by 30%, 55%, up to 99.9% of which is instant death after injection. I’m sure they are all right. But damn how can you pass up an offer for 10% off your grocery bill.

That is Safeway’s tempting offer. I tried to use the word temptatious instead of tempting but apparently there is no such word……yet.

I need clarification on this. If I take the flu vaccine shot, the CV19 vaccine shot with a shingles shot kicker can I get 30% off my groceries? Also, I picked up a vaccine informed consent form at the pharmacy. They placed a table in the aisle with the forms outside of the pharmacy department. What seems to be missing on the form is informed consent. Using the smallest font possible the informed consent form claims “you’ve been counseled.”

It reads:

Did the counselor go over the 1,291 possible side effects that Pfizer has released, many of them life threatening? Starting in alphabetical order with A’s. Here is a small sampling.

If Acute myocardial infarction wasn’t mentioned in the informed consent counseling session before injection, and the person dies from it immediately after isn’t that a violation of informed consent?

Epoch Times bug poll

When I was a teenager, I went on a blind date. While we were standing in line at the movie theatre my date began spitting. She spit out a bug that flew in her mouth. We didn’t kiss as I recall. Movie—DOG DAY AFTERNOON. Popcorn price .75 cents.

U-HAUL MARTIANS

CNN won’t bring you alien disclosure but the U-Haul company will.

They even seem to challenge the official narrative—“they later claimed it was just a weather balloon.” U-Haul might know the truth.

The company was founded two years before the Roswell crash in 1947. I bet that van could haul a deflated weather balloon along with a few green aliens. U-Hauls in Roswell New Mexico.

On stand by and ready…..again.

To add a little coincidence to this story the U-Haul company was started in my home state. In the town of Ridgefield Washington. On a map it looks like it is 30 minutes north of Portland Oregon.

Connection?

RFK Jr

Proclaimed life long democrat Robert Kennedy Jr has seen the dark….finally. His party is fucking evil beyond anything that can possibly be repaired by him. He thought democrat cocaine sexual predator B Clinton could, he thought democrat drag queen Big Mike and drag queen Barrack Obama could, he thought human trafficker H Clinton could, thought brain dead, pedophile, satanist Biden could but he’s seen the dark.

Bullshit. As of this writing he is still a lifelong democrat. My wife got it all wrong. I just fact checked her.Misinformation. He’s made no official announcement. I apologize. It won’t ever happen again.

“Forgive me I have sinned against you….again.”—Jimmy Swaggert