TURN ON YOUR LUX

True alien sci-fi horror found in ads 80 years ago

Sliding in another hand fetish article while THEY collect funds to start their next genocide. The US throws in 95 billion dollars and the UK kicks in 76 billion. Is it 76 billion pounds? If so the US better bloody step it up mate.

I found this hand ad that was published in Good Housekeeping exactly 80 years ago, May 1944. Proof that men have a hand fetish, or is it only men named Bill?

“I didn’t blame Bill for being ashamed of my red, rough Hands”

The ad is proof that shape-shifting aliens were here and, in our ads, and some could see them as far back as 1944. Why would they use men in military uniforms for a soap ad. This is a decade before the deal President Eisenhower supposedly made with the aliens where he had a heart attack and died at just the sight of them.

There was no deal. The aliens told President Eisenhower they will do whatever they want to humans and the animals in the United States and the United States ain’t doing jack shit about it. Then Eisenhower died and the aliens went back to their hole in the ground in Israel. I speculate. My guess is as good as the experts.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/2004/02/19/ike-and-the-alien-ambassadors/4698e544-1dc8-4573-8b8d-2b48d2a6305e/

In this ad Mrs. LeRoy Washburn is photographed with two military men named Bill who are shocked by her hands. Mrs. Washburn believes the two Bill’s are ashamed of her hands. One of the Bill’s touched her red rough hand as it shape-shifted while the other Bill looked on in disbelief. No fucking way would he ever touch it no matter how desirable the General’s wife appears.

He believes he has seen hands like this before in a Top-Secret military briefing.

This was a smart move from Bill number one. Bill number two didn’t return to the military base that evening or the next morning. His body was never found. Bill number one had to remain silent. Courting a general’s wife could get him court martialed possible jailed even if she was the one who arranged it.

The word Lux means light. Don’t always run to the light. It might not be the light you are expecting. It might just be Ex-Lux.

He began to build back better to make America great again. He failed. He made it much worse. Humanity kicked his ass and locked him in the lower fourth dimension. Car looks like a Tesla. THE END

Earliest known use for the word Lux according to the Oxford dictionary is 1880’s.

Moody Blues streamed in Ghost Gardens last night. I was 13 years old on Jan 31 1974 and born 12 miles away from Oakland. I discovered the Moody Blues when I was 15. Lucky me.