Trumps victory party--a real sleeper

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“Promises made. Promises kept.”—Donald Trump

Didn’t he promise to arrest Hillary Clinton?

From the time Trump took the stage with his entourage until he walked off to the song YMCA it was just 35 minutes. A real wham bam thank you mam. A real lame victory party if there ever was one. Zero excitement. Not a single celebrity or rock star.

The last four songs played after he excited the stage YMCA, Gloria, Nothing compares to you and Pinball WIZARD. He played YMCA at every rally. The staple song. He even did the Donald dance to it. One drunk alien attempted to dance to Gloria.

By the time they got to Pinball WIZARD they were tearing down the stage. Doubt any booze was served at this lame party. If the four closing songs are an indication of what’s to come over the next four years we’re doomed.

Ted Nugent is a Trump lover. Why not have terrible Ted playing Stranglehold as Trump walks out on stage. These THINGS have no creativity. Trump raised hundreds of millions of dollars and this is the best victory party he could put together? I want my money back. I didn’t see Kennedy, Elon or Tucker. How did they get left off the invite list? This man was on the invite list.

And brick suit man was invited.

A dancing cowboy in a white suit got invited.

A dog got invited too.

He’s there promoting World Famous Puppies.

I suspect it has something to do with child trafficking. Pick your puppy / child.

I’m sure their mom or dad is somewhere in the crowd.

Unlike his 2016 victory party security wasn’t anywhere to be seen.

Unless they’re in disguise.

Walking around wearing all black carrying a white bag.

Was Senator Ted Cruz’s double there?

For whatever reason people had to shake this man’s hand. Look at the desire in her eyes.

Ted looks jealous.

It took 10 people to dismantle the Stars and Stripes banner that shielded the lower half of Trump while he spoke. The trouble was some strange shields. They had to be carefully removed and individually carried off the stage.

What are those? This is real behind the seens stuff that could lead to some really good conspiracy. I know where I’d go with it. I think ABC should have cut the broadcast after Nothing Compares To You.

After removing the blue panels and the banner was down they came and took the podium sign. Why is that so important to retrieve at 2:30am?

Trump invited Mixed Martial Art president Dana White up to talk, “FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.” Dana brought some excitement. He blabbered on about how great Trump and his family are. I guess he’s offering inside information. Has he had dinner with the Trump family? After eight years I think we know who DJT is. Misinformation. And I said back in 2016 the THING playing Melania hates Trump. Now everyone is saying it.

In the 2016 victory party he walked through the crowd which was staged with other aliens and creatures. The dark mood lighting kept them canceled from most just like this one.

Did the staged shooting hoaxes on J13 and S15 help Trump secure the victory? Why didn’t Kamala team counter and run one of their own? Come up with a better Deep State assassin. A transgender sniper in high heels. Maybe put her in the hospital for a few days. Shot twice. David Dutch style—liver and chest. No wimpy ear piercing. She wakes up from her induced coma then back on the campaign trail.

In his victory speech Trump said there will be no more rallies. He said he did 900 and then switched it to 901. It sounded like he wanted to add another one on it, 911. They are playing around with their boner numbers again.

There was no mention of his past wonderful accomplishments like the CV19 vaccine he launched in 2020. It’s killed millions and damaged millions possible billions. He’s not even playing the victim, “I was fooled again.” He will when he’s arrested for crimes against humanity.

No mention of Israel or his promise to sentence those who dare utter an unthoughtful word about Israel to death. Probably have them arrested and dropped into Gaza as target practice for the Israeli army. Should I have capitalized the h in the word his or is that after he declares himself God?

Recently my CV19 Operation sloppy ass Donald Trump Warp Speed vaccine death count increased by two. I now know seven who have been murdered. And I didn’t actually know them. They were the spouses of the two I worked with. Strangely the two who lost their spouses, around the same time, immediately fell in love with each other and went to Las Vegas and got married. It must be a vaccine thing—no sorrow. All were up to date on all vaccines.

Trump escaped his relationship with Epstein but will he be able to do the same with P Diddy?

Epstein disappeared when Trump was president, maybe P Diddy will do the same. It’s just that easy. You can argue that the pictures are photoshopped but Getty stamped their name on a few. They never fake anything.

On Election Day, I was out vagabonding looking for voter excitement. NONE to be found anywhere. The typical election sign wavers on street corners weren’t there. There were a few scattered signs but very few for a future president. Is this why they want mail in votes—it hides the very small turnout. Getting smaller and smaller and smaller. Of course the news will lie with the numbers. A record number. It’s always a record number.

National ice cream day generated more excitement than voting for the president of the United States. But, we had 31 flavors to choose from. Chocolate Chip Mint, Bubblegum, Wild Strawberry pie, Pumpkin Cheesecake, Jamoca, Blackcurrant and Cantaloupe, Old fashioned butter pecan, Pistachio Almond to name a few.

I wandered into a Goodwill store and bought a Lake Quinault hoodie sweatshirt.

Lake Quinault

I went there about five years ago on one of my stays in Moclips. Sweatshirt was $14.99. I might have overpaid on Election Day. There were no MAGA shirts or Harris tee shirts, hat’s, pins or signs. How long will Kamala keep her variety website open now that she’s done? And I’d love to know how much money she raised—Trump too.

While I was out vagabonding I picked up a Harris sign. These sell for $20 on her personal variety website. Worthless now unless you own a high powered sling shot and it’s Saturday and you have plenty of good beer. I’m going to shred the fucker then place it in my front yard. The Trumper’s will love it until they see my Trump sign the following week.

You’re hosting a special party and you have a musical choice, play the song YMCA or Stranglehold for your guests. You choose YMCA. You are a sadist.