Trumps newest $piritual advisor

she's got big hands

Pa$tor Robert Morris was Donald Trump’s $piritual advisor in his first term as president and remained close with Trump until yesterday. Trump said he’s sick. He never called Matt Gaetz sick. And maybe Trump had foreknowledge that all of this was coming out so he opted out and chose another $piritual advisor.

Pastor Morris was heavily involved in politics in Texas and became a multi-millionaire pastor preaching this message.

That is sick.

Donald’s newest $piritual advisor has quite a resume too. She’s another multi-millionaire mega church pastor in Florida. That’s convenient for the couple. Donald and Paula met in 2001.

In Trump’s first term as president, he created the White House Faith and Oppurtunity Initiative and appointed Paula White-Cain who was then a televangelist to lead it. No mention why he didn’t choose child molestor pastor Morris. She is now the head of the newly created WH Faith Office. Three days before he signed this new executive order the Prime Minister of Israel was at the White House and Trump said there would be hell to pay if all the hostages were not released; the ones supposedly held by Hamas, not the ones held by Israel.

Paula was sexually abused from the ages of six to thirteen by different people on different occasions. Sounds like she was sex trafficked doesn’t it? Her father at the time was a two star admiral in the United States Navy. She finds Jesus in 1984. Here we go.

She gets married and starts a church with her first husband, Randy White. It grows and grows until it has over 14,000 members and 200 ministries. The seventh largest church in the United States. The godly couple lived in a $900,000 waterfront mansion. They paid family members over a million dollars in salaries and even owned a private jet. Private jets are nothing new for mega-church millionaire pastors. A staple transportation to travel to the men and women’s retreats.

Republican Chuck Grassley audited Paula and Randy’s mega church and found the church received $150 million from 2004-2006. He knew about the mansion, the family payoffs, the private jet, and produced a report in 2011 that somehow got lost and took no action to write another and do anything about the money scandals inside the church.

Immediately after the millions of dollars being received by the church dried up and the church services ceased when the multi-millionaire pastor Paula couldn’t pay her electric bill that totaled to $50K.

The godly couple did make a good faith effort to keep the doors of God open by selling property, moving money from here to there and by 2012 Without Walls International church was done, but Paula wasn’t. She allegedly stole $600,000 dollars in audio-visual equipment and opened a new church in Apopka.The Evangelical Christian Credit Union claimed the church and Paula owed them $29 million dollars. Paula claimed the Christian credit union was a litigation tactic to prevent the foreclosure of her two church properties. She claimed she never filed bankruptcy, had no part in any of it and that she had resigned from the church. It just all went to shit immediately after she resigned.

Her new church with the sound and audio equipment flourished and the money once again flowed into her bank account. In 2019 she steps down as leader of her maga church and she appoints her son and his wife as senior pastors. Paula had a bigger money making adventure lined up—she would start 3,000 churches and a university.

White’s past includes sexual abuse, multiple marriages, and money scandals up the ying yang. A perfect selection by Donald J. Trump who has the exact same resume. And what a week for Trump. He’s mentioned as having done, “a little human trafficking” on the Joe Rogan podcast show. Immediately after his former $piritual advisor is discovered as a child molestor and Tesla car owners are taking hammers, guns and knives to their electric car.

I’d like to say that is a full week for Trump but I’m sure I left out numerous other human traffickers and other deviant types that he shook hands with.

I’m sure that hand around her petite waist is photoshopped.