Trump shooting--What the media understands so far

Who took this photo—Getty again?

Could Trump’s secret security team move any slower? Why stand him up so a shooter can take another shot at him? Why not urgently drag him off the stage barricaded by his SST?

It’s as if he’s saying, “Hey Unlucky, here I am. Shoot again.”

And why are they attempting to carry him down the stairs? Did he also get shot in the leg? Who does he want to FIGHT? We’d assume he wants to fight crooks right, all of them. The democrats.

What a coincidence, the shooters last name just happens to be Crooks.

A crook is a noun. I looked it up. It means a person who is dishonest or a criminal.

Crooks comes from a town called Bethel. Bethel is also a noun meaning a holy place. Isn’t there a town in Israel named Bethel? I’ll have to look it up later.

What the BBC understands so far.

No motive. Check.

Crooks father Matthew Crooks was immediately contacted by alien news CNN. He spoke to CNN but said he’ll wait until he talks to law enforcement before speaking to them. Isn’t there a Thomas name and a Mathew name in the bible? Mathew is of Hebrew origin meaning “gift of God.” What a gift.

The entire Crooks family are cooperating with the FBI according to the FBI. Check.

And within minutes after the shooting the BBC understand he donated $15 to the liberal group ActBlue in 2021. Lead me down  an ancient cobblestone road in Israel BBC. Possibly Bethel. Check again, I’m with you BBC. I’m hooked now.

He had a membership at a shooting club—yes, yes, keep going.

His father bought a weapon just six months ago—yes just like Jaylen Fryberg’s father. Isn’t Fryberg a Jewish name? Lead on BBC. The picture is becoming clearer.

He was wearing a shirt with the word “demolition” on it. Images of Gaza should flash in your mind. Nice touch. Nice understanding BBC.

They also found “suspicious devices.” These were found in his vehicle. Google images don’t show the shooters car. Perhaps a Mustang Cobra. Did Trump read the snake poem?

BBC doesn’t understand what the devices are so they checked with CBS and CBS understands Crooks had a piece of commercially available equipment capable of initiating the devices. They must mean a smartphone. No mention if it was an iphone or Android. Bomb squad came to investigate but had no comment.

Crooks was passionate about history says his schoolmates. CNN is just so fast. Any particular part of history? Let me take the lead BBC. I’m going to bet he was obsessed with World War 2. Obsessed with Hitler. He loved the Hitler youth movement. No further BBC understanding on this.

Law enforcement sources told CBS and CBS then told BBC that they believe “some degree of planning,” might have taken place. There will be an ongoing investigation into this one. Check.

Police believe there were only one crook involved in the shooting, but are probably keeping an open mind until more understanding is developed into the crooks.

Crooks is confusing, conflicting even—picture has emerged of who Crooks was as a person. Does it look like this?

The Trump campaign immediately organized a gofundme campaign raising $340K for Israel. Check. After the Fryberg shooting the victim families immediately opened gofundme accounts. Check.

BBC is understanding Trump is doing well and the lone shooting Crooks are dead. Check.

Source for my understanding written just 3 hours ago.

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