THINGS TO SEE
Gay Jesus visits the White House, RFK Jr and his pet ladybugs, plus a hot supermodel tennis player--she faked a vax card
The controlling THINGS are really losing it. Gay Jesus makes a surprise visit to the White House and by coincidence Kamala Harris just happen to answer the doorbell. Their stories becoming more ridiculous.
What do you suppose Kamala and gay Jesus talked about? High heels? Fingernail polish? Did he perform any miracles? Is he still packing? Is the gold frame solid gold or is it a fake?
Robert has added ladybugs to his campaign. He’s getting real desperate now. In the video Robert’s face and upper shirt are covered in ladybugs. Some of them walking in his ears and near his eyes. They obviously sprayed something on his face and shirt to attract the ladybugs. Probably aphid piss. The woman behind him didn’t have any ladybugs on her. I’ve attempted to garden with ladybugs. I bought X amount and released them in my garden. They last a few hours then they’re gone. Not Roberts. They follow him around like he’s their daddy.
Robert’s morning email from Zionist Israel: Rob this morning we’re going to do a photo shoot with you covered in bugs. Be there by 10am. Dress casual, ha….ha…ha…
PS We’re also going to spray your face and shirt with aphid urine and feces. All organic.
In a war are you allowed to fake anything? Fake a frontal land attack, but really you are going to fly in on hang gliders with fucking laser beams attached to your foreheads just like Hamas did to Israel.
I had a chance to fake my required CV19 vaccine card but didn’t do it. I was sure King County Metro could easily cross check the computer data when the person who injected me enters my now vaccinated name with batch number into the CV19 “who took the shot,” database that Bill Gates set up. Where it would eventually go into the CDC master database. NOPE. The bastards tricked me.
There was no “who took the shot” database. King County said they were not even allowed to keep any medical records. All they needed was a copy of your stupid vax card where they look at it and put a check next to your name, then they throw away the paper. This means these stupid idiots don’t even cross check with whomever injected you. But how could they—they allowed anyone capable of standing qualified to inject CV19 vaccine. Pop up vaccine injection sites were everywhere. No fucking way could they accurately track who took the shots.
But if I would have faked it I wouldn’t have been able to fight them the way I did. Throw shit in their face in a weekly email for over a year. Would I have been as affective on the inside?
What is their penalty for faking a vaccine card? Life in prison? Go ahead and kick her off the tennis tour. She has another job as a supermodel. Probably makes more money too.
Why are models always photographed crawling out of the ocean onto a slimy seaweed drenched beach? I condone her actions.
CHANGE GEAR
Back in the spiring of 2017 just a few months after my paranormal explosion I awoke one morning around 3am. It was quiet. Very strange. I could see my bathroom door. The one I stood in front of with my back to it staring at a 7’ Mantis on November 19, 2016. It was ajar. DOOR CLOSE, DOOR CLOSE, DOOR CLOSE were my thoughts. Nothing happened. I switched it. CLOSE DOOR, CLOSE DOOR, CLOSE DOOR. Nothing happened. Why am I unable to close the door with just my thoughts? I’ve done it in dreams—repeatedly. It’s easy.
Then a chant comes from my bathroom breaking our frequency—THINK AND BELIEVE, THINK AND BELIEVE, THINK AND BELIEVE. It goes on for about a minute. It’s the greatest EVP I’ve heard so far. Dammit!!!!! The one night I am not running my recorder. I’m pissed now and have forgotten all about closing the door with just my thoughts. When I finally calm myself down I think—is it just that easy?
“Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed you can say to this mountain, Move from here to there and it will move.”—Matthew 17:20-21
GROUND ALL CHEMTRAIL PLANES
Yesterday not a single chemtrail plane in the sky…..again, and they always make sure to double down spray on holidays. Just normal white puffy clouds. The same ones I remember as a kid in the 60’s. More on me grounding all chemtrail planes later.
I spent the beautiful chemtrail free evening working on a project in the garden while Dbanjo supervised. He really wanted me to hurry my ass up so we could go for a walk and take the above picture.
Over the winter my concrete statue heads face fell off. I play Dr. Frankenstein in Ghost Gardens. I attempt to glue the face back on using the wrong type of glue, string and a bottle of chardonnay. My wife who usually assists me in these operations is down at Marsays house. They would join me just after I complete phase two with a couple of bottles of wine.
PHASE #1
Surgery was a success or seems to be. It’s really tricky after gluing to hold the back of the head on while attempting to tie the string.
PHASE #2
Another success. Doubt it. Patient didn’t complain. Face stayed on. Ladies arrived and were very impressed. They said they would have never thought to use string to hold the head together. They said they would have just thrown the broken head in the trash. Tragic. Build It Back Better.
PHASE #3 is scheduled for surgery at 10:45am. If it holds after removing string, doubt it, I have a can of clear coat Flex Seal that I’ll use on it. That should hold it. Doubt it. I am thinking of just leaving the string all across his face. It could give it a sort of mask look / strangulation look. There are some people I’d like to get my hands on. I want that point man position.
I worked on another garden art project while the glue was drying. I’m building a rustic wood back drop for my Carly Simon—Nobody does it better clock. In the process I dropped the clock and broke the record. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (insert multiple swear words).
Probably finish it today. Then it goes on the garden clock wall.
Das ist alles readers and subscribers. I’ll have more alien content coming soon. For now THINK AND BELIEVE.
Guitarist has a puffy white cloud shirt.
Does Kamala Harris really answer when someone knocks at the door of the White House? Who knew? I guess maybe you have be a gay Jesus type to get that kind of deal, though. Thanks, Mike!
get ready...word on the street sayin ALIEN HILLARY slated to take over biden nomination...witches rising...dragging my amish popcorn popper out now