The VRR Vault--fan mail
We appreciate it.
Many Substack authors profess to having a vault for all of their secret writings and the only way to open their vault is to become a paid subscriber. Here at the VRR we don’t have a vault, nor any paid subscribers, but we do have a sticker department that we’re proud of.
Many thanks to those who have taken the time to physically write us at the VRR headquarters. Staff morale goes way up with each one received. At our Monday morning 9:11 meeting someone mentioned we should stick them on the office wall as a constant reminder of how great we are. I immediately called for a vote and it was unanimous. Then someone mentioned we should create a fan mail department. I immediately called for a vote. There was one holdout—Ralph. Someone mentioned we should terminate Ralph. I immediately called for a vote……….we now have a fan mail department.
If you see your card or letter and you want to identify yourself go for it, otherwise your name remains confidential.
Our free offer to subscribers isn’t working. Staff called the month of March myocarditis subscriber month. Staff named April AFib subscriber month. But, yesterday the VRR picked up five new subscribers. The VRR finishing the month STRONG.
Welcome new subscribers.
Hey Mike! Congrats on the new stack subs!
I am here to bug you🦟🐜🦗, not in a Schwabby sense though, about an email I sent. Not really fan mail, but I'm using this article to loosely relate it. 🤣
It couuuuulllllld be construed as fan mail, as I am in awe of your paranormal Ghost Garden recordings, and value your insight and opinions.
I sent a recording to you, maybe before Xmas? Did you ever get a chance to evaluate what sounded like shotgun blasts and automatic fire? My phone was turned off, on a shelf six feet away and it was around 3 am.
Thanks for sharing your many talents with us. Writing, ghostie shit, and just general great humour to make us laugh every day. ❤️
Love your ss...always forget to tell you. Trying to nail down the mil weapons unleashed on all biological life on earth, exposing the ghoulz and their ET overlords and ripping them a new one, rescuing animals, dodging nanos and ranting like a madwoman is seriously time consuming, but, at some point I must have one of your fabulous stickers!
Keep 'em coming...and the snark is always so appreciated!
Swords and keyboards up...the Universe is watching!