THE VACCINE REAPER REPORT #4 EMAIL TO WASHINGTON STATE LAWMAKERS
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Good morning lawmakers, aids and council members.
Have you noticed an increase in siren activity near your home, work or favorite restaurant? It is a sound we tend to tune out unless you know it's coming for you or a loved one. Since being terminated on February 15th of this year for failing to take part in a very dangerous medical procedure to protect me from a virus, of which according to the CDC I have a 99.8% of a full recovery if infected, I've been hearing a lot of siren activity while tending my garden, and I don't see any smoke anywhere. Damn that was a long sentence. I really should have broken it up, but I'm going to leave it as a reminder to myself for future reports--shorten it stupid, people can't read that long.
Speaking of gardens did you know they are deadly? Suddenly gardeners are dying. Apparently pulling carrots is strenuous on the heart, lungs, kidneys and causes dementia. It gets worse.
It also increases your risk of having a massive heart attack according to experts. Are any of you experts in anything? Any gardeners? I was once called an expert in my line of work and it made me very uncomfortable.
In the linked article below it is actually about the 140+ or so increase in the death rate that insurance companies are reporting and it isn't from covid--hear the sirens? What could it be? Is one of the new questions on a life insurance policy going to be, do you like vegetables? Do you like to grow vegetables? Do you have a garden? YES. YES. YES. DECLINED.
"The latest ruse is to blame deaths on gardening. Apparently having "green thumbs" exponentially increases your risk of suffering a massive heart attack."
There's been so much death, sickness, disabled and near deaths since Reaper Report #3 I really am at a loss as to where to begin. On the near deaths, a wake up to the person vaccinated, a bitch slap, a I'm fucked moment, a EFF the booster ending--the reaper team are thinking the Reaper Report might need a new acronym to deal with the near deaths. A vote was taken and new acronym won. Meet SANDS. Sudden Adult Near Death Syndrome
In this category the vaccinated, and possibly boosted, and probably coerced individual, doesn't die. They usually just pass out and wake up in a hospital bed with a bunch of wires and machines hooked to their chest. Like the professional swimmer who fainted in the pool in my previous report. Now I know none of you are going to believe this story that I'm going to share but it's true. Immediately after deciding on the new Reaper acronym we get a big rockstar near death. This person everyone knows, you, me, your kids, grandkids, maybe your great grandkids, not sure on that one. CARLOS SANTANA. It's true.
Cause: Heat exhaustion / dehydration just like the professional swimmer and the rock drummers. It's going around. I believe temperature during showtime was in the mid 70's so don't fact check me. It's usually cold in Michigan. Sadly Carlos is no doubt a sold out Sony shill. WEF bought and owned, vaxx'd and boosted and I guess a little thirsty now. Here's a rock thought. Last week report drummers faint, this week guitarists--should the band play on? What if multiple band members collapse? What if the only two remaining are the back up singers--keep going?
I use to walk my dog through a baseball park R,I.P. Abbey--see you soon. On our walks she would find baseballs. Some of them brand new. I'd bring them home. Suddenly an athlete would drop dead. I'd write their name, and age on the baseball and put it on my fireplace mantel. Here are a couple.
Marvelous Marvin Hagler age 66
https://www.thedailybeast.com/marvelous-marvin-hagler-dies-suddenly-at-age-66
I probably watched all of his fights.
Hank Aaron age 86
I saw him play when I was around 7. I think Willie Mays was also playing.
Now when you search their names you are hit with FACT CHECK. The fact check says the death wasn't caused by the vaccine even though we have no proof of that, we are just making it all up. To solidify their fact check they may add a quote from a family member, "We are certain it wasn't caused by the vaccine because our doctor told us that."
The baseballs on the mantel were creeping my wife out. I think the name that pushed her over the edge was Dennis Thomas. Dennis was one of the founding members of the Kool & The Gang. My beloved lab Abbey passed away on October 2, 2020. She was nine. She use to like to bury the baseballs in the backyard so I took all the baseballs with the suddenly deceased names on them and buried them throughout my yard just like Abbey use to do.
Andrei Draghici 23-year old Romanian water polo player exits pool during a game, collapses and dies.
John Paul--Scottish cyclist--dead on March 9, 2022
Cederic Baekeland--Belgian cyclist--dead on March 14, 2022
Sonny Colbrelli--Italian cyclist--dead on March 21, 2022
Planning on a bike ride this evening, or maybe go for a swim? The weather is going to be nice.
Side note. Today, July 6th, in a court in Utah arguments begin on a bioweapon being labeled as a life saving vaccine. As all of you know the courts are acting a little weird. Anything can happen. What if, and this is a big what if, what if the court rules it is a bioweapon? Think how pissed off people who were coerced into taking it are going to be. Who coerced them? My doctor tried to coerce me on April 6th 2020. She's not trying to coerce anybody anymore. I wonder why?
Stay hydrated, stay standing,
Mike