The Musings of A Cosmic Vagabond

wandering and wondering

“Sunday is my favorite work day.”—Casey Neistat

VRR Laundry day almost happened on Saturday--canceled due to snow. I’m not making Heisenberg do the five-mile drive in snow just to do laundry. My piece of shit dryer broke three years ago. I did what every dumb shit male does who knows nothing about dryer operations—I tore it apart and replaced every part that looked like it needed to be replaced. My wife was impressed. It still didn’t work. Meanwhile while I’m working on the dryer my washer decides to break—sort of. My wife claims it’s not making clothes clean anymore. Really? Suddenly died. This is called piling on. It sloshes around for 45 minutes in soapy water then spin cycle rinses and the clothes still come out dirty. Which part do I replace—my wife?

I moved both appliances into the garage while shopping for overpriced new appliances. Then one morning I’m at the city laundromat doing laundry with a naked homeless man and I start doing math on my smart phone. I determined that the cost of me doing laundry once a month in a laundromat is cheaper than owning a new washer and dryer when you factor in electricity, repairs, and replacing it every three years. The only gain I could get with a new washer and dryer was brief convenience. Who needs brief convenience? I now have another storage room. I can store VRR bumper stickers, or have an indoor plant grow room. There’s plumbed water, a sink, and a toilet. I could even get a single bed in there if forced to do so. Endless possibilities are happening here.

What sealed the deal for me is my neighbor stopped by while I was building a garden box in my driveway. He had a box in his hand. His new washing machine pump arrived for his new washer. A service repair man wanted $650 to replace it. Then more sealing. Another neighbor came over mentioning that his washer is broke. Then my newspaper arrived. 

This is part of the build back better plan. If it works fine fuck it all up. As the world is in complete melt down mode should our government be concerned about our washing machines? We’re in a war and washing machines have just entered it. What about Ukraine’s washing machines, are they energy efficient? Our government needs to stay on track here. Help them. Write your elected official. Write in the subject: UKRAINE’S WASHING MACHINES ARE NOT ENERGY EFFICIENT. THEY NEED OUR HELP. URGENT!!!!URGENT!!!

Off to the right of the inefficient washing machine story is news on our Vice President. Our traveling word salad is off like a cheap prom dress to Africa. First Lady babysitter Dr. Biden was just there to look at their drought.

Translation: We aren’t going to give you a fucking thing so don’t ask.

All they need is water. The real reason babysitter Jill went to Africa is because Africa is banning perversion. Fucking your babysitter is an extreme act of perversion and not allowed in Africa. A felony. Sniffing your babysitter’s hair is also an act of perversion—a misdemeanor, possibly a felony. We bring in our negotiating closer to ease American perversion back into African culture Vice President Kamala Harris. We got this.

Vaxxident update: Nobody is probably interested in this except me so I’m going to add it to this report. Remember this a few reports ago?

I walked past the horrible crash site again and kicked through the pieces of car parts still there. I discovered a part that identified the type of car that slammed into the SW entrance monolith obliterating it along with several nice bushes. Look at this.

It’s in perfect condition. The only thing that survived on the car. It’s a plastic honeycomb fog light piece for an Audi A6. There is one less very expensive car on the road. I couldn’t find a dealer price on the entire piece but I did find a price for just the chrome circled piece. Audi dealer wants $174 for it. Prices very on the internet.

The cheapest I found was for $21.00—probably made in China. Buying it from China is the unpardonable sin for anyone owning an Audi. Das ist nicht gut. Which price do you think a body shop is going to charge you? Car mystery solved for Mike Huggins. If you need this part for your A6 it’s yours for $12.86 with a complimentary VRR bumper sticker. Write GIVE ME THAT FUCKER in the subject. Please use capital letters.

Excellent question. The VRR skull has taken a beating in this genocide and God only knows how much more it can take, but I’d bet it will outlast me so we’re in good shape. Every stitch represents a CV19 vaccinated death and collectively X amount of them represent a missing tooth. Our sad reality. Looking at it I’m re-thinking my bet that it will outlast me. I don’t look that beat up. I have one lone scar running down my left cheek. Maybe we’ll have to add a second skull, but I hope not.

Last Saturday the VRR headquarters received several donation$. We don’t ask for money here at the VRR, we silently beg for it. We’re determined to fight this fucking war without asking for a dime from readers and subscribers, but what the fuck are we to do if it just shows up at our door?

We’ve had a bumper sticker give away going on and there are still some left and if they aren’t given away, they will get plastered on bathroom stalls at dive bars and rest stops between Seattle Wa, and Toas New Mexico on my next road trip. NOT YET SCHEDULED. Do the Reptilians really have an underground base in Dulce New Mexico?

The VRR new FREE give away is the VRR Stitched Skull shown above. It will be round and three inches X three inches. More usage examples shown below.

Stick it on your suit, on a wall, on an official government document, on a shitter stall door, hospital shitter stall door, hospital bed pan, bathroom mirror, refrigerator, guitar case, bumper of an aid car, police car, Amazon van, city bus, street pole, gas pump, and I’m out of ideas. Endless possibilities await you.

Tentative delivery date is April 4. We have a goal to get a sticker in every state and in every country. We’re failing miserably. We expected that. Email michaelhuggins50@gmail.com for the VRR bumper sticker—specify VRR black border, VRR bumper sticker white border, or the new BAD ASS VRR Skull sticker. To expedite your order write FU VAX in the subject. Please use CAPITAL letters.

Hold onto the 15% Frenchie discount card and apply it to our Upgrade to Paid FULL Ultimate Vaccine Reaper Experience if that ever happens. Doubt it. And we do hope to see you again, and again, and again.

A VRR bumper sticker sighting in California. Check that state off our list. The owner and longtime subscriber said he noticed afterwards he was getting a lot of waves from passersby. I bet.

There is no way to avoid noticing it. I love it. At the VRR we perform all of our own stunts and do all our own graphics as you can easily see. I wonder if Wa. State licensing will allow me to obtain a personal license plate reading FU-VAX for Heisenberg. It’s worth a try. Stay tuned for an update on this.

In my Fauci Facebook post on March 11, 2022 that was rudely shunned by every one of my 56 family and friends. I’m unfriending all 56 of them next week. I mention that Forbes fired the author. I don’t remember where that info came from, but he is listed as a former contributor. I’m sure someone else at Forbes read it prior to publication and gave approval. Did they get fired too?

Adam got another writing gig immediately at The Federalist. He’s also writing here on Substack and is doing fine without Forbes and Fauci is collecting a big ass government pension check every month and plotting his next pandemic.

If you’re looking at Adam’s last name like I am and wondering how to pronounce it, Adam seems to be aware of that.

Breaking News

The WEF are getting desperate now. They’re blowing up chocolate. They found our weakness.

Imagine being trapped in a chocolate factory. A Willie Wonka nightmare. Expect an extreme price spike for chocolate chip cookies next month. Hold the line. Ironic that a train is shown upright on the track.

We are having a very flat subscriber month for March. We’re calling it the myocarditis month. See the graph below where it was once heading up to one million until it ran into the NOPE.

Maybe the Skull sticker FREE give away kick starts subscribers again. We would panic but we’re too busy and we never thought we’d get above ten subscribers anyway so in our minds we’re still in the bonus.

Emergency Subscriber Update: two new subscribers jumped on the VRR Genocide Train while writing this. Try and hang on we’re going into April another unknown.

Doodle art while waiting for the next train derailment.

A comment came in yesterday and pointed out a doctor war that I had missed—too many to keep track of. This doctor war has Dr. Hannah Lichtsinn verses Dr. Scott Jensen. Dr. Lichtsinn is a WEF bought and owned professor at a WEF owned Minnesota university. Aren’t they all WEF owned?

Dr. Jensen believes that the CV19 vaccine shots are bullshit and aren’t needed and he says FU VAX. Dr. Licksinn has tried not once, not zweimal, but 5 times and Dr. Jensen has kicked her Arsch every single time partially restoring my faith in doctors.

I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and I saw Gary Busey. Who do you look like when you wake up? I’m wearing the same shirt as yesterday and the day before. I might wear it tomorrow too.

Happy Sunday morning to my subscribers and readers.