The art of reverse scamming

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

After the lunatics knocked down the trade towers, building 7 and bombed the pentagon building a bomb was also dropped on my writing career. Every paying writing gig I had stopped immediately, but I still had a desire to write. Thank God I’m a creative guy with creative thoughts. Here’s an example of one of my creative thoughts that resurrected me as a failed writer. “WRITE FOR FREE.” Why not? I bet nobody has ever thought of that. It just might work and produce ten’s of thousands of paid subscribers.

A person I worked with told me about a situation he was having. He put his car up for sale and immediately someone wanted to buy it. $10K. However, the person wanting to buy it wanted to pay $15K for it. He had a real good reason for that, and my co-worker went along with it. The cashier check arrived, and he deposited it and pulled the extra $5K out and sent it to the address that the buyer provided. The buyer told him he would pick the car up in a week. He was on a business trip. All good until three days later the bank contacts him and tells him the cashier check is no good and his nightmare mess begins.

His story produced another creative thought that ties in with the above, “WRITE FOR FREE.” It also ties in with Substack. Maybe I can help in some way. I asked him for the scammer’s contact information of which he provided. I then send him an email. I make up some bullshit story about doing business in his country and ask for his help. He immediately replies and informs me that he is very busy at the orphanage right now. They’ve had a terrible axcident with one of the children. The orphanage is located next to a crokodile pit and one of the children climbed under the fince and aligator ate off one of the legs. He made crutches out of sticks for the poor sool because the orphanage spent all of their money paying for the shurgery. They’re a Christion orpfunage and they ask Gods for help and then my email arrives. Then got mike was born.

I became a reverse internet scammer. All email exchanges were posted on a website of which the email scammer wasn’t aware of www.gotmike.com. I slimmed down for the picture. I did all my own terrible graphics.

I wasn’t alone in this. There was a number of us doing it. Each of us had our own style which was good because otherwise the suspecting scammer would immediately recognize us. For instance, my goal was to get the scammer to commit a crime in his own country in hopes he’d get caught and arrested. An example is I request the scammer to paint got mike on a police car parked outside the police station in red paint and if he emails me that picture, and it can be validated, I will send him his requested amount of $2500.00. The hope here is he gets caught being a complete dumbshit and then there is one less scammer to deal with—for a while. The police won’t do anything about email scammers.

If the dumbshit scammer does send the picture and doesn’t get caught the picture is a trophy and I’d display the trophies on my website.

The picture above comes off the website 419eater. I believe his name is Mike too. He is probably the best reverse scammer. I think he started the same time I did, in 2003, not sure.

If I got the picture I move into phase 2 and would then ask the scammer to give me the address to the Western Union in his city. He would provide that. I would then email him conformation the money was sent to a town 30 miles away from his city. He will travel there. He then has to  use his own money and wast his time. He finds no money. As soon as he arrives back to his own town and to his internet café he will send a very pissed off email. I will apologize and inform him I’m old and my eyes are going bad. I’ll add in a picture of $2500 cash sprawled out on my kitchen table. I tell him I will re-send it as soon as he provides me with the proper address. He immediately does. I then email him back conformation that it was sent only I send it to a city 30 miles in the opposite direction. I add in a note that I will be out of town for the next three days and won’t have access to a computer. The next day an email arrives from him and now he is really upset. I just sit on it and don’t respond. He sends emails every day. I have now reverse scammed the scammer. Any chance he will take one more 30 mile journey which by the way are very dangerous in Nigeria? Police stop the buses and rob the passengers. I’d then repeat the above until I lost him.

One of the biggest trophy’s is a cashiers check. It costs them about $45.00 to get one made. I’d create a scam that required them to send me a cashier’s check before I could send them the $10K they requested. When I received it I would poor wine or something all over it and email the scammer a picture of the damaged cashier’s check and tell them the bank would’t accept it and please send another one. They would comply and I’d keep doing this until I lost the scammer then move on to the next.  

My favorite alias was Jack Torrance. Doesn’t he look like an honest bloke?

 I’d always include my picture in the first email. The Shining must have never been shown in Africa. I have the screenplay signed by the cast and I’d slide in lines from the screenplay whenever I could.

Next to The Shining screenplay is a black and white Easy Rider picture signed by Jack, Peter and Dennis. Jack is the only one still alive. I think. I’ve currently made around 75 birdhouses but the one above is the only one with a feather roof. Owl feathers. I will display them sometime because many were made during our bullshit scamdemic and I gave the houses Covid names like the Kraken House shown here. This house is a monster.

Where is Kraken lawyer Sidney Powell? Don’t tell me she has a new career as a Substack writer with 10’s of thousands of paid subscribers. Please. I’m a very jealous person. Writing shouldn’t come that easy for lawyers and doctors. Go sue the bad guys and go figure out how to get the bullshit shot out of our family and friends. Then become a writer and you’ll then have 100’s of thousands of subscribers and be a hero.

I also played an old lady named Susie Chapstick. Read how Susie works this scammer.

 I lost the scammer. I ran hundreds of reverse scams, but sadly I didn’t save any. This is the only one. The point of this post today as it relates to our current situation is the KM are nothing more than the scammers I was dealing with in 2003. Cheat, lie, steal, kill and nothing more. Useless eaters. It’s also one less article IN Q. We’re gonna win.