The 11:11 Report Revisited

“There are typically three ways to look at things. I’ve mastered two.”—Unknown

This is a continuation of 11:11. While writing 11:11 I yawned. Goddamn was I getting sleepy. I realized the report wasn’t ever ending. I started writing for a company very similar to SS in 1999. I was on my way to a professional writing career until some rotten fucking turds knocked down some buildings in New York. Every paid writing gig I had immediately stopped forcing me to remain working as a machinist and a city bus driver. I was this close.

 I had a writing rule that I followed—the KISS-d rule.

Keep It Short Stupid-dumbfuck. When I go long I lose myself, the topic, my readers. I end up stranded naked on some tropical island in a hurricane with no idea how to get back on topic. It frightens the hell out of me.

The Mass Murder Blame Game

Fauci translation to the title: THEY DON’T FUCKING WORK AT ALL AGAINST ANYTHING.

Fauci translation on the last paragraph: It’s not my fault that these shitty vaccines don’t work. It’s some other poor public health impersonators problem to figure out how to make a vaccine work and dupe the masses into taking it. Where’s the fucking rage?  I see a horse. I see a tree and a rope.

Article source is the Epoch Times. For some reason none of these fine upright policy makers ever sue ET for slander.

NFL breaking news—SCAM, SCAM, SCAM

Here’s how they are doing it. Billionaire owners are teaming up with their number one product Super Bowl MVP, KC quarterback Patrick Mahomes to scam their gullible customers—primarily fat, bloated, couch potatoehead males. First the billionaire owners invest in VigorousFX of which they now claim to be investigating as an illegal substance that is banned in the NFL and the person breaking the rule is there big time money maker Mahomes. They have their golden boy quarterback claim it is perfectly healthy all natural and will surely transform the bloated, fat couch potatoes into super fucking studs and guarantee they’ll last two minutes longer in any phyisical event.  See before and after actual authentic photos below.

Too irresistible for most bloated, fat males. Umpteen stories will now start to appear on the all natural product Patrick Mahomes is taking. He’s also insisting everyone else is taking it too even other actors working in Hollywood. The NFL will pretend to bring in scientist after scientist and sales are going up and up and up. Testimonies are coming out from users some reporting they’ve actually lasted three minutes longer. $ales increase.

Cut to final determination: NFL rules it is not an illegal substance and VigourousFX commercials are shown four or five times on every NFL game. $cam.

Optional ending: If for whatever reason it goes to shit blame Mahomes, ban the product and suspend Mahomes two games in the upcoming season and start counting your money.

Mainstream misinformation lays-off 100

Do we believe this?  How is it they stop right at 100? The number needs to be fact checked. Produce all the names 1-100 or we stamp this as complete bullshit. Right now, more than ever they need all the liars they can hire. I’ve been pointing out the blatant grammatical mistakes these mainstream nut job journalists have been making since I started my SS, and I ain’ts alone.

Update to King County dropping vaccine mandates and terminated employee’s possible return. This was announced on Monday Feb 6 and here we are Feb 26. Upon the announcement unions immediately wanted to talk.

KC’s response: We have one hour open on Friday at 2:15 does that work for everyone—Zoom conference only?

Union: YES!!!

KC’s response after the meeting: That went well. We accomplished a lot in 30 minutes. We can scratch item number #1 off the list. How about a zoom conference next Thursday at 1:45 to 2:15 to see if we can get through items #2 and #3. Does that work well for everyone? And on and on and on and on and on.

In my 23 year driving career I have experienced the scene below around 366 times and I ain’ts a kidding you eithers.

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The TTC is becoming increasingly more chaotic as the days go by 😂

CoViD 19 vAcCiNe dEaTh—foul play

As I was drifting off to sleep writing 11:11 I thought I added the deaths. I realized after I published it I added the names to the logo along with the stitches, but forgot to put them in the article. That’s an example of me as a writer naked, trapped on a tropical island in a hurricane.

Wa. State correctional officer Jay Miller suddenly dies

At first correctional officers were united against the vaccine mandate. A strong, “HELL NO.” Lawsuit, after lawsuit filed against Governor Inslee.

This presented a major problem for Inslee as you’d expect. This group alone could shut down Governor Inslee’s Covid vaccine coercion plan, but they cave. There was a sudden shift. Ninety-five percent decided to take it. What happened? Prisoners are offered an extra 15 minutes on the exercise and an extra jelly donut for a week if they’ll take it. They refuse. What did they offer the CO’s?

Actor Jansen Panettiere suddenly died at age 28—NO FOUL PLAY. Why mention that? There was foul play. He took a vaccine that isn’t a vaccine but rather a weapon designed to harm and kill. Isn’t that foul play?

MSN reporting a sudden death. John-Tyler Dawes age 27. School teacher. We know the deadly V is a requirement to teach, to indoctrinate children in public schools. MORE FOUL PLAY. A teacher with a bow tie and matching suspenders. Think woke.

Ontario County Clerk suddenly dies—Mathew Hoose. No age listed, but he looks like he’s 21 and no cause of death. POLITICAL FOUL PLAY.

A Canadian teenager vacationing with his family in Mexico suddenly dies. Dylan Chaput was only 13. Here’s another one I don’t feel good about. The story might be another WEF gofundme money steal, or another journalist who can’t get the dates right.

Author Liz Braun has Dylan dead on Feb 14, and then she has him dying on Feb 15 near the end of the article.

A gofundme with an $80K goal was created on Feb 15. Eight days later it’s almost at the goal. How much does it cost to bury someone in Canada?

Gofundme as of Feb 26 @ 7:52am is $73,845. Damar Scamlin reached 9 million. If you want to give money to someone don’t give it to charity. Walk up and place it in their hand, or mail it to me.

Incredibly confusing dead cop stories

Swedish police chief dies from an unknown injury, but not from making any incorrect decisions, but there was a conflict of interest that had to have required the chief to make decisions. The article implies the chief was possibly involved in a little office hanky panky. That should lead to sex not death.

I have no fucking idea how this Chief died. I’ve read numerous articles and I’m baffled. Did Ms Staaf shoot the Chief? Police were alerted 100 miles away from the injured chief and by the time they arrived it was too late. Why not call EMS to dispatch the closest emergency medical response unit? I suspect FOUL PLAY. Sorry about that Chief.

The other crazy dead cop story

Officers respond to a well-being check. I assume someone called them to go check on a young couple living in an apartment. The find a couple dead from gun shots. Somehow the police determine it was a domestic dispute. One shot the other then committed suicide. Maybe they both drew their guns at the same time and fired killing each other. Did they rule that out. Maybe someone came in with a baby and robbed and killed the two officers and forgot to take their baby. I forgot to mention, the police also found a baby on the crime scene. They have to be making this shit up. Maybe mainstream news did layoff all their journalists.

Source is nbcnews.

Seattle local news surprises me from time to time. They just spent nearly three years heavily promoting Covid and the vaccine and then do a 180 about face. Everything they promoted by the health imposters didn’t work. I disagree. I think it was very successful. At least 90% of my family and friends took the shit shot. Wouldn’t you say that’s a success? Many of them told me it was because they wanted to continue their wonderful social lifestyle which included their regular routine of stopping off at Ray’s dive bar on the way home after work. And then there’s the Seahoax games. Some have season tickets. It might be a requirement-FOREVER- to attend the games. What if there’s a good band coming to town. Maybe Bruce Springsteen.

Bruce believes in the Covid 19 vaccine. He’s heavy on coercion too. A ticket for his Broadway show was $19.99 if you present a Covid 19 vaccination card. Not AstraZeneca. He hates them. If you don’t have one the price jumps up to $999.99 because he’s the fucking boss from New Jersey. Have you ever been to New Jersey? Will you ever go back?

Safety tip when driving through New Jersey—never, never stop your car. Not for a red light or stop sign. Keep your car moving forward at all times, with your foot on the accelerator ready to floor it. Your head should move like a bobblehead doll scanning right to left, forward, then rear view mirror. If you hear anyone yell out, “YO, YO, YO,” smash the accelerator to the floor.

Big rock ‘n’ roll excitement in Seattle right now. The Boss is coming to Woketown USA--Seattle. Attendee’s will show proof of vaccination even if you don’t ask for it, even if it’s not required. They will bend over backwards and ties themselves up in a knot if you ask them to. There’s still plenty of good club seats available to hear the Boss sing, Born in the USA, because tramps like us, baby we were born to run.

I believe the club seats receive premium beverages at premium prices. Budweiser premium beer is $18 for twelve ounces. A six-ounce glass of Sutter Home Chardonnay is $28.00. Both are in recyclable plastic cups. KEEP IT GREEN!! WE’RE ALL IN THIS HELL TOGETHER!!!TWO WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE FUCKING CURVE!!!

Just be thankful for what you got, and what you don’t got—the shot.

I was 13 when this song came out.