Exactly 22 years ago I published this article. I wasn’t in a genocide where my government was trying to kill me, I just needed to pee. One year later the greatest human hoax was pulled off on humanity—9-11-2001. Twenty years after that they’d attempt to top it, and murder 7 billion people—2-29-2020.
This really PISSED us off.
How will the deal with the PISSED off people? My report to Wa. State lawmakers will hopefully be published tonight at 9:11pm. In my report I encourage them to buy a new pair of Nike running shoes and get ready to run. But, people who are PISSED can really fucking run. I know. I’m a runner. Two time finisher in the Portland Marathon. The first time wasn’t painful enough. They won’t fucking out run me I assure you. Better Run Like Hell.
I can envision a lot of people PISSING on graves, can you? We want them buried for that occasion.
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You still need a place to pee. Your article is timeless ;)
Right on. PDX marathon finisher here, about 25 minutes behind the winner, ha ha.