RFK Jr putting his team together
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“Corporate fucking shill you’re another whore in a capitalist gangbang. Everything you say is suspect.”—Bill Hicks
Robert Kennedy Jr. is considering selecting actor Aaron Rodgers as his Vice President. A corporate fucking shill. Another money whore in our capitalist gangbang. I’m jealous.
Tom Brady is still out there and so is Russell Wilson. Two more corporate fucking shills. I think the Las Vegas Raiders let their quarterback go last week. I’m sure he’s done a Buick commercial. Kennedy has choices. Would he be interested in a strong safety? Plenty of those out there willing to play Vice President of the United States.
Does Kennedy’s choice show a complete lack of faith in anyone in politics; all of them too incompetent to play Vice President? If it does, I’m with him there, but if he magically gets appointed we’re just a fumble away from having a starting NFL quarterback as president of the United States. What could go wrong?
Aaron Rodgers is interesting because supposedly he lied about the CV19 Operation Warp Speed vaccine, and the NFL believed he took the shot. Trick play—SUCKERS. Prove that he didn’t. Maybe he took the shot at one of the many pop-up tent vaccine clinics in a 7-11 parking lot. You get a free Slurpee after. And so what if he lied. FUCK YOU NFL. You lie every Sunday. Although they argue it can’t be a lie if its entertainment, just like the news. This is war. Lying is legal. No throwing out a red flag only wave a white one. And who is responsible for bringing the white flag?
Aaron didn’t lie. He only, “mislead,” the media and the public. That’s what he said, and that’s what she said. The others he misleads are his employer, his mother, father, brother, girlfriends, State Farm, wide receivers, the entire United States of America and God. And as Vice President of the United States he will do more misleading with Zionist Robert Kennedy Jr. Has Robert taken a look at images of Gaza lately? Doubt it. SEND MORE BOMBS TO ISRAEL. MACH SHNELL!! There’s still 16 Hamas hiding somewhere.
This will be great having a starting quarterback in the fake NFL also acting as Vice President of the United States. Better than Kamalala Harris right? I really want to experience her as President. Is it too late? Is she a he? Maybe Aaron can play for the Washington Redskins / Nationals. Short commute then. The name Redskins is racist now. Somehow, we missed it. Same thing with math. They should make potato chips racist, but not toothpaste.
Will Aaron give up his moonlighting job doing commercials as a corporate fucking shill if he becomes Vice President? He only made $59 million dollars last year playing quarterback and probably twice that doing commercials. What does a VP make a year? What if he becomes VP and after a year gets an offer from the Miami Dolphins that nobody can refuse? I see that as a real possibility. Then we’re fucked without a VP. Did anyone even notice Mike Pence from 2016-2020? Did you know who he was before Trump selected him? I’m not sure I could name three VP’s going back 60 years. I wish I could forget the presidents too. How long do I have to R.I.P. in the afterlife before they dissolve out of my mind?
Lying is a required skill as an elected US politician. Does Aaron have the lying talent required to be second in command? I’d say he does. He plays fake scripted football selling it as real, and he does commercials promoting products he wouldn’t buy or use. And I’ve been with State Farm insurance before Aaron took his first shit in a Pamper disposable diaper. They insured my 1968 GTO. They took a big risk on a long haired 17-year-old kid. After Aaron started doing commercials for State Farm I’ve wanted to switch. I hate them now, but I hate the Geico commercials even more.
What is the real reason RFK selected Aaron Rodgers? This guy can bring in the babes. Mallory Edens, Danica Patrick, Olivia Munn, Jessica Szohr, Kelly Rohrbach, Shailene Woodley, Erin Andrews to name a few. Look them up. Maybe Robert is being mislead……..again. He said he was over that. Robert has a Hail Mary chance to win this upcoming fraudulent election. Is this why he’s considering a quarterback as his Vice President? Did he consider Danica Patrick?
What’s in your wallet?
There is a memorable line from the X-Files:
"Mulder you LIED to that policeman! No, I didn't, Scully. I was engaging in a deliberate act of misinformation."
On GTOs, my cousin owned a beauty. It was older that yours, white with a red sparkly vinyl seat.
After he proposed to his gf in the car, it went to another brother, who proposed to his gf in the same car, then it went to another brother, who proposed to his gf in the same car.
The three gfs were all from the same family. It must be some kind of record...
I think their GTO was a '64.
On a slightly related subject, I heard of all places on NPR radio yesterday the story of the rise of the far right Likud party. Quite interesting...
Did you know that according to NPR, Ben Gvir, their national security advisor was previously indicted 50 times for allegedly inciting racism, violence and terrorism, and the god father of this party was allegedly an actual terrorist who allegedly conducted terrible acts in NTC?