Raise your hand if you love a yellow bus.

I have mine raised

Governor Inslee purchased a bunch of shitty electric buses. I was their crash test dummy. They filled big containers with water and I drove them on various routes pretending to pick people up. Sometimes people would try and force their way on and I had to raise my hand.

  Here it is sitting at Eastgate docking station. They initially just bought two just to try them and see if they like them. They were going to consider crash test dummy driver’s feedback before ordering more.   My feedback.

Dangerous braking system, dangerous bike rack—driver can’t fucking see, passenger side mirror view sucked-could be dangerous, docking station aborts before full charge and then the goddamn bus runs out of charge in the middle of the fucking road, wireless docking station only works half the time,  windows don’t open—EXTREMLY DANGEROUS when bus catches on fire and screaming burning passengers want off, it takes 171 million gallons of water to put out a battery fire, batteries distribute a magnetic shedding causing drivers to get sick—what the fuck is that all about?, anyone taller than 6’ has their knees in their face—dangerous can’t fucking see with knees in your face, bus won’t go in snow for shit, brakes lock up immediately in snow, DANGEROUS, DANGEROUS, DANGEROUS. They ordered a dozen more.