Prison Planet Earth In A Waffle House 2025
full menu with a Johnny Cash tribute concert--only in America
Intro
Eggs, eggs over easy, hash browns with ketchup, without ketchup, sausage, toast lightly buttered, coffee-black, coffee cream, pancakes with blueberries, bacon on the side (6 pieces), cheese omelette (extra cheese), Malt O Meal, Captain Crunch, “How is everything?” Bear Claw, tea, Biscuits and Gravy, Cinnamon Roll, French Toast, poached egg, donut, sprinkled donut, glazed donut, chocolate milk, quiche, steak and eggs, scone, toaster strudel, tooth picks, oatmeal, yogurt, raisin bread, shrimp and grits, pop tarts, blueberry muffin, big cigars, Happy Hour 4-6pm, his and her’s bathroom, I can’t think of anymore menu items before the song starts, left over pizza, add your own until the singing starts……Wendy’s burgers across the street. Hamburger, cheeseburger, French fries, coke, Diet Coke, green salad, ice cream cone, milk shake,………..
Instrumental
One of the saddest things about the PNW is the lack of Waffle Houses (I don't think there are any west of the Missisppi). I never could find a decent biscuit during my years in the Seattle area. Here in Flori-gia, WH's still grow amongst the oaks and pines. In keeping with the present program of chicken-cide being implemented by the lunatics in charge of Asylum US, there is now a 50 cent surcharge on every egg in an order at WH... Karmageddon is upon us.
https://youtu.be/y29kmnhjtc8
Iyah's latest:
https://youtu.be/jq5ldb_J3Pg
Love it! He's playing a metal guitar and sweep-picking his solos a la Yngwie Malmstein!