$ports goes stupid--$ports goes LBGTQ+--$ports dumps LBGTQ+--that's unusual
needs to be investigated
If you own a business and want to watch your CFO have an unvaccinated heart attack, (they still occasionally happen naturally), then inform the person you’re teaming up with the LBGTQ+ community. Inform the person you want to market their pride, display it everywhere. Then call 911 for your CFO laying on the floor.
On June 13, 2023 Outsports.com writes a gleaming article on sports teams adopting the LBGTQ+ rainbow colors on their jerseys. Official time of post 9:29am.
The article reports that 12 out of the 30 Major League Baseball teams have changed their logo’s to pride rainbow. I have no idea how the woke Seattle Mariners who once let Dr. Anthony Fauci throw out the first pitch into the opposing teams dugout are not on there. That’s unusual and needs to be investigated.
Three hours after the above post wnd.com writes an article reporting that MLB is telling teams, “to kill pride logos.” Kill is a serious word.
How are they planning on killing the logo? Chop them up? Meat grinder? Chainsaw? Kitchen steak knife? What if some LGBTQ+ sports fans bought some? They will wear them to the games. How are you going to kill those? Does the MLB have a buyback plan?
Quietly, why quietly? Who are they afraid of? Can it be the .00008666% who support the LGBTQ inclusivity agenda? Or is it the controlling 1%? Teaming up they’re a powerful force of 1.00008666%. My math may be slightly off by plus or minus .666%.
It appears the CFO of the MLB had a heart attack. Probably died. Was revived, Hamlin style enroute to the hospital, and then smacked the billionaire owners upside their $tupid fucking head$.
$tay tuned sports fans. This is breaking queer sports news and the VRR staff are monitoring it as well as working our sources. We’re also lounging in the garden, drinking beer and goofing on government iifficials while waiting for alien disclosure.
Annnnnnnnnd,
Missing. That’s unusual. It needs to be investigated. Officially clocking out of the war against humanity at 9:02am.
NICE PLANET. WE’LL TAKE IT!
Ha ha, who is that SF giant pictured? Who would have thought that all this time Barry Bonds really wanted to wear a corset instead of a jersey.