Observing our elected ass lickers

as the Israel Prime Minister speaks

“Everything that is small has to grow and it always grows.”—Robert Plant

Is your ass licking representative in this picture?

Perhaps a different angle.

Is your ass licker Arizona’s Eli Crane? Scratch off my vacation plans for Arizona. Maybe Cory Mills from Florida, Byron Donalds, or Matt Gaetz. It looks like every politician from Florida was there down on their knees. Doesn’t Donald Trump live in Florida? Scratch off screwdrivers for happy hour and my dream vacation at Disney World.

“Harris and the Democrats take American Jews for granted.”—Representative Byron Donalds

 Chip Roy was there licking for Texas. He was joined by fellow Texan ass licker Ted Cruz. He called Bibi’s speech, “Churchillian.” Did he make that up or is he just repeating from the clapping ass licker standing next to him?

Marjorie Taylor Greene was there on her knees representing Georgia—home of alien news CNN. She was joined by pretty Lauren Boebert of Colorado. I wonder if these two ever go out on these swamp vacations and get shit face drunk and tear it up on the dance floor, sending text pictures to their husbands writing—SEE YOU IN THREE DAYS. WORK IS BRUTAL.

Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson was seen drooling all over his jacket. Remember Senator Johnson is our best political chance of doing nothing about the covid 19 hoax and the deadly vaccine. Senator Josh Hawly was also there ass licking representing Missouri.

Netanyahu wearing his blue tie for this occasion, but a few notable blues were missing. Harris was on her knees in Indiana begging for money and my Senator, Patty Murray called in sick. Covid again. Quarantine 14 days—good for America. She should go back to wearing a mask. She told us Washingtonians, “just 14 days to flatten the curve.” She lied—knowingly. She should be sitting in a prison cell right now with a mask on.

Was anyone really there? I don’t have a TV but some of you do. Did you see real people lapping up whatever this mass murderer said? I can’t believe it. Did you see Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib with her sign?

Surrounded by males and she has more balls than all of them. And that face says it all. Thank you, Getty. Where were you standing to get this photo? And how many of these men are thinking, I can’t fucking believe I’m standing clapping for this genocide monster? I feel so proud.

Images look like Bibi was very emotional like Hitler in one of his speeches.

Is Netanyahu cacky handed? He is. 

Left handed-ness was suppressed for a long time in Germany. Heinrich Himmler supposedly published a story connecting left-handedness to homosexuality. Barack Obama is left-handed. The Germans might be on to something here. The French word for left hand is gauche. The definition for gauche is crude; tactless; lacking social grace. The French might be on to it too.

What is really important here is our appointed officials had great fun at this event sitting, standing, sitting standing, sitting standing, sitting standing, repeat 40 more times and you and I paid for it. A nice chance to show off a new tie, a rainbow dress, or a Marjorie Taylor-green outfit. Do our elected receive a clothing allowance?

How do you get to sit in the front row for this event? Is it like a rock concert where you have to line up at the door two days before the show? Or is it by which state has raised the most money for Israel? I don’t know who most of these people are but I can see Texas Senator Ted Cruz is sitting in the front row next to Wisconsin Senator Ron Johnson. Senator Rand Paul is also in the front row. And I have no idea how men with balls can sit with their legs crossed.

And if you get in line late you don’t even get a seat—you stand.

With 40+ standing ovations I bet they are glad they don’t have a seat.

Who is the man sitting next to Senator Johnson, the one with the cane? How cruel is it to expect this disabled man to stand for 40+ standing ovations? Very cruel. And what if you have a bad knee, bad back, or just had gallbladder surgery?

You sit in the front row you stand even if you’re missing a leg.

And would’t it have been great fun if Congresswoman Tlaib was sitting across the aisle from Ted Cruz holding her sign. What name would Ted make up for her?

I know if I was an elected servant of the people I wouldn’t go. I’d pull out the get out of anything covid 19 card just like Senator Murray did. I used it repeatedly when I worked for King County Metro as a bus driver. They encouraged us to use it. They gave us 30 days off no questions asked. You call in and the supervisor who answers says, “Bellevue Base this is Ray.”

“Hi Ray, this Mike Huggins—covid 19.”

“What’s your badge number Mike?”

“9186.”

“I got you down for 14 days. Call us one day before you return if you need additional time.”

“Thanks Ray.”

“You’re welcome. Be safe.”

“You too Ray. Bye.”

“Bye.”

TRUMPf 2024

I just got another text message from Donald Trumpf. He’s pissed. Harris has raised way more money than he has. He calls it dirty democrat money. He wants me to send him some clean republican money. I saw a recent poll and its very close—TRUMPf 48% HARRIS 46%. I’m going to send each one of them a penny. Barack wants five dollars for the democrats. Fuck you Obama. I don’t have five dollars. One penny is all you get. It’s all you are worth.

Have a nice day everyone.

HARRIS 2024

“Please give me some money. We can’t let Trump win.” —Kamala Harris 

I’ll chip in one penny. Use it on your fingernails.