NOW STREAMING AT BURD HOUSE BAR

I took a day off. What day is it? Keeping track of days of the week when you’re an unemployed cosmic vagabond is a bit of a problem.

Burd House Bar$ is OPEN. The ballpeen hammer displayed my dad gave me when I was a kid. Do they even still make them? Etched on the handle is 11-11-11. The day he died. Powerful numbers. Let the Freemasons run and hide.

Now streaming at Burd House Bar. A song by Chicago Transit Authority. I’m A Man.

I was eight years old at the time this song came out and on my way to becoming a man. When I was a man I was in transit for 23 years until they fired me. My crime—failing to participate in a medical experiment. I was recently offered my job back with conditions of PUNISHMENT. No thanks. I will take my chances in court. Suing my government was on my bucket list anyway. I thank them for the golden oppurtunity.

CHECK.