NFL Players Mock Damar Hamlin CPR Event

I found a real prophetic tweet from NFL Memes posted on November 13, 2022.

And then there was this prophetic message from Damar himself.

My heart is F’d up. I will die in a Monday night game against Cincy. Have a UCincy aid car parked outside at 8:45PM. It will take two times to resuscitate me according to my uncle. I set up a charity a few weeks before my death so you can donate money while I’m being brought back from the dead. #Hamlin Strong 3

Mockery is a fan favorite of the WEF. I’m partial to it too. I love throwing it back in their face. A real thrill as an underpaid staff writer at The VRR, but I’m not whining. There’s worse writing gigs out there like being a script writer for the NFL. And the benefits at VRR are top notch. You can drink beer and write in your underwear. I did it yesterday for the first time.

I also noticed that when the two Satanic professional NFL teams meet up for a group prayer for Damar Hamlin that not all of the players joined in. Is this just the Satanic Christian players prayer meeting? It seems a few players aren’t in on the hoax and I bet they’ll see their playing time reduced. Play the game Hardon.

The Pittsburg Steelers decided to show a quick lesson in CPR during their game. This brief lesson is part #1 CHEST COMPRESSION. Part #2 VENTILATION will be shown in a future playoff game.

NFL Memes @NFL_Memes

Shoutout to the Steelers for choosing literally the WORST possible sack celebration this week…

There’s also talk of having the head referee have a defibrillator strapped to his back during the game. I believe it was designed by Tellco Corporation after Damar dropped dead due to his adverse reaction to a medical experiment.

I left the Seahoax game on Sunday to stroll around a Safeway grocery store and mask count. Far more entertaining than the game. My wife told me last night that the Seahoax won the game. The two other teams that needed to lose did lose, and the three other teams that had to win all won so the Seahoax are in the playoffs. She then asked me where my Las Vegas $20 bet to win the Super Bowl ticket is. A friend text me from Vegas and I jokingly told him to put a dollar for me on the Seahoax to win it all. Twenty was the minimum bet. If they win it pays $3K. I saw the ticket last week, but I’m not sawing it now where I seen it. She’s dreaming. They’ll never get in. What are the odds?

The Damar Hamlin NFL playoffs start this weekend. A big sales week for Dorritos and bean dip and Hamlin clothing. I haven’t been able to find a Damar Hamlin Strong 3 Covid-19 face mask yet. How was this left off the marketing plan? We’re in the middle of a pandemic, sometimes the beginning, and we can’t buy a mask of our favorite sports hero who died on the job. There’s big money to be made here. I was back in Safeway yesterday and the mask wearing was high. I counted five in the produce section. In line the checker wore a mask and the person in front of me and behind me. All of them would probably proudly buy and proudly wear a Hamlin Strong 3 Covid-19 mask. Our Safeway has a Seahoax clothing department. They could sell them there and the Hoax can take a cut of the profit$.

Nothing. I think this is called leaving money on the table.

Clocking out of the war at 2:37am.