My FREE Covid 19 test kits arrived
just in time
Excited today. I’ve been feeling a little down lately. Covid? I’m suspicious. It’s going around. I’m excited because my government FREE covid 19 test kits arrived. What a coincidence—god like. GOV said they will give four to a family but the Vaccine Reaper Report family only got two. WHAT THE FUCK? I think that’s called fraud.
Wait. My bad. There are two kits per box, 2+2=4. Yes, Reaper family received four. No fraud.
There is a problem. There are no instructions on how to open the test kit box. Problem for some but not for a person who owns a high-powered sling shot and if that doesn’t work I have a custom Jack Torrance axe that should work.
As soon as the sun comes out I will set them up in Ghost Gardens and attempt to open them. If the first test says I have Covid do I isolate, quarantine myself or pretend I didn’t see it because I have a whole lot of shit to do today?
One of the most interesting words in the human language…..
A fucking bagwhan explains. Listen to this fucker.
FUCK is right. How apropos. I just found out that one of my closest friends from my college days passed away on October 2nd. Marina "Marnie" was a young 55 and lived across the water from me in Connecticut. 3 WEEKS LATER I find out from a mutual acquaintance who lives clear across the country that my friend died. Her obituary does not give a cause of death. I haven't really spoken with Marnie in the past few years and I regret it. Our differing political views lead me to believe that she was most certainly jabbed and I am left to wonder if this had something to do with her passing. I state the fact that before the pandemic she was healthy. I have not spoken with her since, and I will not have the opportunity to ever speak with her again on this earth as one mortal being to another. R.I.P. Marnie.
Mike, you might want to save one of those covid tests for Willie. You wouldnt want to get brain fog or anything like that. You can never be too safe. Buckle up!