Miscellaneous Reaper Report

Noticing the obvious

What kind of remodel requires you wrap the building in a white plastic sheet? The only ones doing this are those who are creating US currency out of thin air and those distributing the fake money.

The Federal Reserve Building

Picture of my slave bank two days ago.

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In an effort to keep us safe, safer, safest, our city council decided to randomly plunk round concrete obstructions that encroach on both lanes forcing drivers to swerve around them. Their claim is people drive too fast and they must keep us safe.

The other night I was driving through this neighborhood, and it was exceptionally dark out. I couldn’t see anything, and I knew these goddamn concrete UFO’s are in my lane. The next morning I was out vagabonding through this neighborhood and look what I came across.

Car might be totaled. Driver might have a broken back that will surely be a real pain their entire life. But the neighborhood is safe.

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Vagabonding in downtown Issaquah on Saturday morning. For some reason the Issaquah GOV took down the Ukraine flag they were flying underneath the US flag. What does that tell us?

And why not fly the Israeli flag? Show some fucking support you bunch of antisemites. I don’t even know how to spell the word. Who created it and when? I’d guess it was created in 1948.

Our local Jewish reporter is railing on his own press for not showing any support for the hostages that are being murdered by Hamas in the underground bunkers underneath the hospitals.

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I finally got around to blowing up the photo of the spider with a face on his ass.

It’s an 11X14. I thought it would look great attached underneath the free flu shot poster. Just look at the love expressed on the face of the woman. I bet she’d marry the caring pharmacist if he were to propose to her after injecting her with poison. Why doesn’t my wife look at me like that? How come its free? Doesn’t the manufacturer want to make any money?

Another example of GOV keeping us all safe? We know better, but who is paying for it? Was there a vote in the house, it passed went to the senate, it passed, went to the president, who signs everything? How did the media miss that?

I’m going to make a frame out of garbage scrap wood. Wish me luck.

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Defibs are being placed in GOV buildings now.

Dial hand soap, a mask and a defibrillator. Perfect. “Mike, we’ve got another one down. Go grab the defib. Hurry man.”

“Right. I’ll grab some masks too.”

There’s a rumor Philips is working on the pocket defib. Hurry man.

================DBANJO BED=====================================

There are two sides to DBanjo’s bed. His side and my side.

Remember Israel is like having an aircraft carrier parked in the Middle East for the United States. I think air craft carriers are big, slow and easy targets and must be supported by a host of battle ships.

PEACE