“A lot of good looking people here tonight. A few ugly ones too, and I won’t point you out…if you buy me a beer. And no I don’t think the blonde sitting next to the fat guy is ugly.”—Homeless Comic 2005
I’m getting good at diabetic comas. This time I didn’t have to smash the garage window because there was no window. I told my friend not to get it fixed just in case. We got in evaluated him, he wasn’t dead, breathing on his own, frothing at the mouth, but alive. She called 911 put the call on speaker so I could assist her.
She told the 911 operator twice he was breathing on his own. The operator then told my friend to put her hands on his chest and find his nipples. I interjected. I told the operator we are not going to start CPR he is not dead. She asked me how I knew he was breathing on his own. I told her because I’m standing right next to him and I can hear and see he is breathing on his own. She reluctantly changed her position and said help was on the way. What the fuck is going on with EMS?
I am now 2-0. Reaper is 0-2. I don’t think my win streak is going to last much longer. Link to my first Reaper steal. The Reaper was a lot closer on the first one.
I know this has been out for a few days already but I want it on my SS. It’s good.
Good stuff Lucinda. They’re not afraid to play both sides to add confusion. And I believe the producers had a chance to review and approve his opening remarks.
I gave up on SNL in the late 80’s. But Woody was great in this clip. That audience was seduced right into his punchline. It had to have gotten more than a few thinking. Baby steps.