The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say?
You've got a blank face, which irritates
Communicate, pull out your party piece
You see dimensions in two
State your case with black or white
But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth
You run for cover so discreet, why don't they—The Fixx
I’ve written profiting off a genocide, now we transition into laughing in a genocide, but first one more rant about profiting off a genocide and I’m not talking about making a few hundred dollars. I’m talking about making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month far more than the scientist / doctor was making with their 12 year college degree--chosen profession. But let me put a plug in for VRR and answer a few questions that might be on subscribers minds.
Reaper Upgrade to paid. Why should I upgrade to paid? Well, then downgrade to free. Why all the questions?
Does the downgrade expire? Yes, everything expires. Look in the mirror.
Who voted VRR #1? WE believe it was reported on CNN and fact checkers are looking into it. If true it is then legit. VRR is number #1.
However, if you believe another Substack is number #1 contact the author and ask him or her if they’d be willing to enter a write off contest with VRR to determine just who owns the number #1 Substack. I would but I’m not allowed unless I pay. I’m poor. I’m primarily talking about the doctor authors boasting they have 10’s of thousands of paid $ubscribers. These doctors offer PREMIUM package deals to their paid subscribers that low level freeloaders don’t get. They are even allowed to comment. Rumor is doctors are creating a higher Premium plan. For an additional $5.00 a month the doctor will respond to your comments. One comment per article. The grand total for reading their Substack about how bad the vaccine is—only $15.00 a month. Hell, a shitty Hollywood movie costs more than that. They would suggest. Here’s an idea. Try submitting your monthly subscription fee into your insurance company.
If the doctor / doctors refuse saying they are too busy writing about how bad the vaccine is to accept the challenge. Inform them the author of VRR is writing the same thing. The difference is VRR income is $00.00 a month and theirs is $400K a month. How is this possible when VRR was voted #1? Another difference is the author of VRR has had collitch professors tell him to his face, “You are a writer,” so go write. The boasting doctor / authors had a collitch professor tell them to their face, “You are a doctor. Go heal and save lives.” Leave the writing to writers and go be a good goddamn doctor and figure out how to get this shit out of my family and friends bodies. I reference back a few articles, RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
When Dr. Profitoffagenocide makes a post. It goes out to his 10’s of thousands of subscribers and on day one 42,679 paid subscribers read it. More will read it on days two and three. The content is the vaccine is bad. Mrna bad. Nano-particles bad. Graphene shit bad. His readers learn something that they never knew before. Ahh, I didn’t know that the spike protein clings on to the gene while traveling through the blood system. Stopping occasionally to pierce the outer layer of the homgeniuos cell and then re-creating another spike protein. God, I’m glad I’m a paid subscriber I wouldn’t have ever known that. His post made none of his subscribers laugh and feel happy. They feel medically educated now. What does that get you?
Yesterday I posted an article on me. Narcissist. I’d argue against that. If I were indeed a narcissist, I would think I’m a really good writer and people should pay to read me because I’m so good, and I probably would have added the upgrade to paid button on day one because I’m so good. Dr. Profit added it on day one. I’d also make restrictions like not allow people to comment unless they pay because I’m so fucking good. I’m just a guy trying to fly a kite. A squid kite. The squid kites are the hardest to fly.
I haven’t added the upgrade to paid because I’m wrestling with my emotions. Profiting in a genocide. Not that I’d be profiting. If I was lucky I’d make $62 a month. I posted an article yesterday. Attempting to create vast amounts of wealth in a genocide is a narcissist mind fuck, and I can’t even spell the goddamn word. Here’s how many views it received after one day.
I would challenge Dr. Profit to post his views for all to see. There’s this secrecy about how much money we earn. I posted an article about this. I mention in my article where I tried to get my employer to post everyone’s salary on a great big white board and hang it in the shop floor. Eliminate the secrecy. If someone asked me how much money I was making I told them. Ask Dr. Profitoffagenocide how much money he / they make each month off their Substack. I’ll bet $8.00 he won’t tell you even if you’re in the newly created additional Premium plan where he’ll comment on your post. He’ll conveniently miss that comment. You can’t repost the comment either. Rule violation 13.74. One comment per article.
My yesterday’s post created another emotion to wrestle with. Great. I think it was Patti who commented that the article made her laugh. Should I be writing articles that make people laugh in a genocide? I’m primarily a humorist writer. My peers on TS voted me top humorist writer. I’m proud of that because damn there was some great writers there. I do venture out. I like adventure. I wrestled with the same writing emotion after 911. Where does a humorist writer fit in after that disaster? I quietly slid back in as The Homeless Comic. Who faults a homeless person for making a person laugh? I think it was the HC blog where I received an email from a person, and I won’t mention her name, (Lisa Lampanelli). She said something like, “Hey HC I read something you posted and I kind of added it into my stand-up routine. It went over great. Thanks. Lisa.” I replied, “You rock baby.” I then went and listened to her stand up. Holy fucking shit. The queen of mean. God she’s good.
I have written stand up comedy. Set-up punchline. Set-up punchline. Set-up punchline and 5, 10, 15 minutes you’re done. The University of Washington once offered a writing course on stand-up comedy. I took the course. The instructor was a local stand-up comedian. We had to write a five-minute routine and present it to the class. Mine was going really good until my last joke. My classmates loved it but not the instructor.
The joke came to me in Las Vegas. I was down there with a group of friends, and we were partying having a great time when I suddenly noticed that they were all gone. They ditched me--again. I looked all over for them, and this was before cell phones so there’s no way to call anyone. I decided to just end the night. I was hungry and the only place open was this little Chinese place. I ordered some stir-fried veggies and some rice to take back to my room. As I was leaving I noticed two very attractive black girls sitting on a bench. One tapped the other and the other immediately stands up and approaches me.
“I see you have your dinner. The only thing missing is a little chocolate desert,” she says in a very sexy manor. She had me. I replied, “You are right. Do you know where there is a chocolate shop still open?”
The next day I shared the chocolate story with my Vegas friends who ditched me and they all laughed. I decided to close with that joke on my stand up routine. While writing it I wondered if I should do something risky. I know the story can, or should produce a laugh in the end, so why not get risky and try another ending. If I bomb out on the finish who cares, it’s the last joke. Here’s how it went.
Sexy black girl: I see you have your dinner. The only thing missing is a little chocolate desert.
Me: She was right. So I took her back to my room…..and I ate her. I didn’t eat all of her. Only the good parts.
My classmates erupt in laughter once again. Nailed it. Nope. Instructor hated it. He said you can’t do cannibal jokes. I argued that he’s the only one thinking cannibal. My classmates laughed. Lisa would love that joke.
So, it was my yesterday’s post that created another writing emotion to wrestle with. Should I write, and publish articles on our human tragic situation that might produce laughter?
There is some psychology suggesting laughter is good, and healthy for humans. We do like to laugh. I’m not sure we can even stop it if we try. Blame God. I am a professional writer, collitch course trained. Actually, it is one of my many professions. I have another interview in India tomorrow morning at 6am. That is 6:30pm their time, and it has nothing to do with writing.
I can write like a robot just like Dr. Profit. It does attract tens of thousands of PAID $ubscribers, but I hate that kind of writing. Maybe the subscribers aren’t attracted to their writing maybe it’s their charisma. I’m doomed. My next article. Should we be flaunting charisma in a genocide?
When I created the VRR Substack I did it primarily to post the Lawmaker / Heeth ickspurt emails. If they won’t read it maybe the 7.5 million residents of Wa. State might. Or, at least it’s there for them. That was my primary target audience, but since Gov. Inslee fired me I kind of have a lot of free time so why not slide in an article or two. Filler. I knew attracting subscribers to the VRR would be like pulling teeth. It has two turn off words in the title, VACCINE and REAPER.
Gov claims 65% of Wa. State residents are vaxxed. Then my target audience is only 35%. I think Gov is lying because 95% of my family and friends are V’d. They won’t dare read me. My target audience could be only 5%. Now the competition comes in with Dr. Profit. He has already gobbled up tens of thousands of great subscribers willing to pay. Even if I offer VRR for free and can write him under the table they still won’t subscribe. Are there really that many people who want to be dazzled by science?
There is one more thing. I also recently wrote about how I figured out how to make a tool that benefits humanity around the globe. A narcissist would link all his articles. I was told nobody on planet earth could figure out how to make it. Nobody was even crazy enough to try. I’m pretty crazy. I received no notoriety for it. I didn’t seek it either. Doctors around the globe use it daily—except on weekends. It allows people to see. Seeing is good right? My company kept my name a secret from our competitors. It’s no longer a secret and somebody found it. I did get a cheap bottle of champagne.
Until I can work through the emotion of profiting off a genocide this Substack with some kick ass reports will remain for free. I assure you I’m not rich. Misinformation. I don’t need money to be rich. I have a garden. I would love it if Dr. Profitoffagenocide would challenge my position because thus far he / they remain silent about it. Even if they say, “Fuck you Mike,” I’ll take it. We can start the dialogue there.
If doctors profitoffagenocide think their vaccine written words are so important for humanity, then offer your written words for free. Aren’t we all trying to save people? Maybe Jesus gives you a big fat reward on your judgement day. Maybe big giant piles of money. Dr. Profits have gone public saying our vaccinated family and friends are going to die. They have a bomb inside them that can go off at any time. I believe them and that is why there is VRR. So why don’t they stop fucking writing and do what they are trained to do? Figure out how to get this shit out of our friends and family’s bodies. Please. I beg you.
Well, I would have no problem subscribing to VRR monthly for a fee. I would have a problem subscribing to fake news to read your article. I can't turn on the TV, I can't buy a newspaper, and the movies Hollywood churns out with leftard celebrities make my stomach churn. Merchandise doesn't sell as well at 99-cents, but advertise it for a buck, and you'd better have extra staff on hand.
The doctors profiting off of this genocide appear in social media for free, but there are trolls galore there. I report outright trolling in here so the author can block them. I don't mind the docs profiting, because subscribers are too glad to pay for what they believe is the truth. Happy Sunday!
The Fixx is in! 😎