Kamala Harris Ubers a word salad to $eattle
she wore a pearl necklace
Last week, while I was planning on my micro getaway to the ocean the Vice President of the United States of America uber’d a tax paying jumbo jet to Washington State and gave a word salad speech.
Is that a pearl necklace?
The event is a political money laundering operation disguised as a fundraiser for her boss. So far old crusty dementia Joe has raised $40 million dollars for his bid to become president. He needs eight million more. Cheer him on or we get Kamala. People donate money at just the thought of her being president, $10, $2500, $25,000. Take it all. It’s a great $cam.
What does it cost to rig an election?
It appears a warehouse was rented out and a blue curtain was used as a backdrop. Probably the same warehouse used to store ballots. The backdrop curtain must be blue. Stuff a bunch of flags in there too. Details. But no chairs. Everyone must stand. RK Jr just gave a talk in South Carolina and everyone was standing there too. He wasn’t all smiles like Kamala. His speech was it’s all fucking horrible and getting worse. But, he’s a lifelong democrat and wouldn’t think of abandoning the party most responsible for the damage over the last three years.
Update on the RFK Jr / Max Blumenthal debate—NONE
What happened to the WEF slogan Build Back Better? We’re still in the destruction process. Time to do some investing in America like EV buses. Governor Jay Inslee and Senator Cantwell are supposedly in that crowd of lunatics. Probably on their knees in front of the podium.
I looked for a transcript of her speech. No way are they going to allow the press to publish that. I’m sure her speech was two words cackle, three words, cackle, cackle, a complete sentence and a cackle.
It would also be nice to hear what ass licking WEF owned Governor Jay Inslee said. He’s currently blaming the fires in Eastern Washington on climate change. How much would you pay to eat a meal with the Vice President of the United States?
What is a “host” designation? An Epstein island kind of trip perhaps. The main sponsors of this lavish function were some of Seattle’s elite such as Microsoft president Brad Smith and the McCaw family. Noticeably missing in attendance and without even a mention was Bill Gates. What’s that all about? How could he be left off an invite list? No mention of Starbuck’s Howard Schultz either. What about Google’s president? Boeing president? Pacccar president? What about Seattle’s Satanist Priest to say the blessing at the meal?
The event didn’t go so well for Kamala’s motorcade. A police officer was ejected off his motorcycle on an overpass and falls 60 feet onto the freeway below. There was no traffic on the freeway below because all roads in Seattle were closed for her word saladness so there was no way he could be struck. Meeghan Black should know this.
The police officer lived but if he would have died you can bet the cause of death would be Covid 19. Perhaps it was a supernatural soul sacrifice gone wrong. Not today Satan.
Author note: Because I know the Seattle media so well the entire story could be complete bullshit.
Sources
Song Act a Fool from Kamala Harris playlist
Bonus track
Here are the "13 Horsemen of the Apocalypse" who need judgment:
Kariko
Sahin
Bourla
Malone
Bancel
Fauci
Birx
Azar
Walensky
Baric
Francis Collins
Daszak
Kamala dropping into town to make a withdrawl from the Democratic cash machine, that is Medina. I think that's her prized perl necklace - the one she got from mayor Wille Brown. I hear she got one from Montel Williams too.