July 2nd Garden Talk & Miscellaneous Reaper Report

Adventure packed report

Safe ‘woke’ Way has this policy for anyone buying alcohol. They ask you for your date of birth and then punch it into their checkout gadget. I decided to add ten years onto my age and see if they’d notice. I’m now 72. Nobody says anything to me, or even attempts to count the lines on my face. I then add another five years. I’m now 77. I tested it tonight with a purchase of two bottles of cheap chardonnay. A few more times and then I’m going to bump it up and be date specific—November 20, 1942. This man’s birthday.

I will be 80. I’ll keep going up until someone says, Hör auf, du bist noch nicht so alt. I’ll demand to speak to a manager. When and if that happens I’ll then start adjusting my age down. First, I’ll go down 20 years. Then go down in 10-year increments. If they don’t notice and their system doesn’t alert them I’ll take it all the way down to wear I’ll be purchasing alcohol in nappies.

Update: I’ve tested the date putting me at age 77 successfully three times. It’s time to go to Joe on Safeway.

Bonus Reaper

My local slave bank, (Bank of Amerika), has finished their eight-month re-model and is now back open for business. Removed are all teller stations. None. All gone. There are pocket offices now. Last week I was out with my wife and she asked me to stop by the slave bank so she could deposit money so the slave bank can pay our bills. My response, “HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WE STILL HAVE MONEY? GIVE ME SOME.” She said she could do it all with the outside bank machine. Nope. Broke. She goes into the bank and is gone for twenty minutes. Glad I had a book in the car. She comes out cussing like a trucker. She starts into this banking horror story. There’s nobody working inside except the bank manager. He doesn’t do deposits, but he thinks he can. Nope. His computer is broke. He then re-boots it but it’s booting up like molasses. You got to love technology—Microsoft products. It saves us so much time doesn’t it? My wife wanted paper proof the deposit was made. The paper became an issue. They don’t do paper anymore.  

“Every things going to pot, whether we like it or not. The best I can tell the world’s going to hell and we’re sure gonna miss it a lot.”—Willie Nelson & Merle Haggard

Ghost Garden News July 10, 2023

Time: 6:52am

How is everyone’s garden growing? Current temperature for Seattle Washington is 57 degrees. It’s 58 degrees right now in Fairbanks Alaska. RFK Jr might be right about this climate crisis. Let’s monitor it for 100 years. Then analyze it for 25. Then what, create a new climate?

 I’m excited to say I’ve added a gunnera manicata plant to my garden, aka Dinosaur plant.

I haven’t named it yet. Any suggestions?

Das Blumen Haus has a strawberry plant in its garden that is growing up on to the roof. Very cool.

All of the jewelry hanging off the house was once owned by my mother-in-law who passed away in 2016. Prior to being named Das Blumen Haus it was the Fuck Joe Biden house.

Recent garden picture. I took this picture last night at 7:07PM.

The zucchini plant just produced its first zucchini. It has two more growing. In front of it to the right is one of my mystery plants that was growing in my compost bin. I transplanted three of them and they are all doing good. My guess is pumpkin plant. I only say that because a couple of years ago I had a mystery plant that started growing in the GG box. It turned out to be a pumpkin plant. My nephew is toying with the idea of dumping his job as a stressful engineer and start some type of garden business. He wants me to be his Victory garden box builder. If that happens, I should be rich in no time.

GARDEN TALK ON JULY 2—-"I’m late, I’m late.”—The Spy Who Shagged Me

Included in this talk—Rabbit wars, spirit voice, a ghost, a log, a crow talk, but no aliens. Sorry. I am making an alien UFO garden post on August 9^th so mark your calendar.

For those who want to cut to the chase rather than listen to the “full experience,” and me blabber just click on the spirit voice below.

Class A EVP captured in Moclips Washington.

If you want the set-up explanation, the “full experience,” listen to the audio attached below. I deleted out the silent session. To be reviewed later.

The Moclips Goddess log explained in the audio at time point 11:41.

On the back of the face there appears to be some type of animal, perhaps a dog.

13:15-17:11—Explanation of the spirit that manifests in front of me. I call it the Tesla spirit.

I’ve recorded the spirits mentiong the name Tesla numerous times.

Audio time point 17:15—zDjango the crow kid

17:29—Crow test on boundary lines explained

20:01—Crow eating out of my hands.

Audio time point 20:29 crow vision.

22:25—Crows roosting

Bonus crow picture. Crow playing with me. Kicking me in the back of the head. My bus is in the background. The location is directly across the street from the Microsoft campus.

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