Age 16
God who are you?
Live awhile and see.
Can I drink this beer?
Yeah go ahead.
Try some weed?
Sure.
Age 18
God I’m joining a church.
Why?
So I can find out who you are.
Go ahead then.
Age 28
God I’m leaving the church.
Why?
They don’t know who you are.
You’re learning. They do have a couple of good songs.
Like God Bless America?
No. Live awhile.
Age 40
God evil fuckers are running the world.
You’ve learned.
Did you create the aliens?
You ask too many questions. Live awhile. And don’t take the shit shot.
Age 60
God everyone is taking the shit shot. Why?
They’re stupid.
Age 63
God terrorists are attacking your chosen people and cutting off babies heads.
Who told you that?
Your chosen people told the world that.
And you believe it?
No.
You’ve learned.
Send me a sign.
I sent you a spider with a face on its ass.
Hilarious. Send me another sign.
I’ll send you a pinecone.
I awoke yesterday morning to this picture.
I climbed out of bed. Later that day I enter a men’s bathroom and there’s a pinecone.
I came home and dwelled on the pinecone. I then went back to retrieve the pinecone. It was still there. I brought it home.
THE END
Deep and funny. And, a little surreal. Love it. Thanks Mike.
Love it, Mike. Pine cone could actually be an alien trans-dimensional ship, so keep an eye on it!