Jamie Foxxxx,x Und Danny Bonaduce in the CV19 vaXXine noose
It ain't good
“Get it while you can.”—Janis Joplin
I’m real tempted to add both of their names to my logo. Their damaged condition is as close to death as you could get. Imagine having your brain drained everyday.
The anti-vaxxx conspiracy nutters are at it again. Doctors around the globe remain medically baffled but the AVCN’s have it all figured out. Applying critical thinking that they don’t know has been removed out of the US educational system since at least 1972 they connect dots, calculate, use real science and make a almost certain factual determination for the medical crisis that has doctors remaining baffled.
Two of the most recent baffling medical situations hit two celebrities, Jamie “the Django kid” Fox, and Danny “Partridge boy” Bonaduce. Both celebrities were healthy men prior to the spring of 2021, both were in the prime of their careers making massive amounts of money. Both were in a profession requiring them to participate in a medical experiment and they were both told it was 100% safe and very effective.
They weren’t told much more than that from their doctor who hadn’t ever been medically baffled before. And now both are fucked. Disabled and becoming more disabled with each passing day. Although Jamie was seen playing pickleball just a week ago. Pickleball has been the latest sports craze. A simple designed wood paddle now selling for $250.00. Last year there wasn’t one over $19.99. A sport now only for rich disabled vaccinated celebrities.
Ddanny ain’t playing any pickleball with Djamie, now or ever. He can’t even walk now. The radio station had to build a studio in his house just so he could continue to work as a disc-jockey. He lives in Seattle but I’ve never listened to his show. I’ll start tomorrow.
It’s been reported by anti-vaxxxer conspiracy nutter’s like Dr. Drew that Djamie had a stroke and is blind in one eye. His daughter claims it hasn’t hurt his pickleball game in the slightest, but he can’t work as an actor. Keep hitting the ball to his blind side.
Danny is in far worse shape. Danny has a condition that over 100 doctors couldn’t determine cause—leaking fluid to his brain. Danny thinks the cause could be a punch in the face he took from professional baseball player Jose Canseco. Some people will do anything for money.
His doctors completely ruled out the CV19 vaxxine as a cause. Not a chance. It’s never been tested. It’s just too safe. Danny wasn’t able to convince his 100+ doctors that Jose’s wimpy left hook could cause Danny’s medical condition. What else could it be?
A very funky looking medical office. The walls are taped up. Typical in any third world country. Pop up make shift medical facilities staffed by anyone who can be persuaded to stick a needle in someone’s arm. Danny is doubly masked. Fauci style. Super protected from any virus circulating around Seattle.
One day after his shot JohnnyBeGood replies to his twitter post.
Danny ignores it and goes on his way singing, “Come on get happy.” The only ones he replied back to were the ones asking him which wonderful vaccine he took, and how he felt.
Ask him now how he’s feeling. He’s having surgery on his brain. The are putting in a brain drain stem to drain out excessive fluid. Danny’s been Pfizer Pfucked like millions of others around the globe. Additional Twitter comments in support of the experimental untested shot.
“Hurry, they’re coming. Drink the kool-aid.”—Rev. Jim Jones
Today’s post is a double slice of anti-vaxxx conspiracy nutter pie. I highly recommend you eat this pie every single day. That is not medical advice. It is pie eating advice. It’s kept me healthy and alive.
VRR Crow Fact: I have a new pair of crows this year. The two previous were both killed, she on the nest and him some other way. The female was killed on the nest leaving me with the grieving male. We’ve gotten close / closer each passing day. Yesterday I finally named him Django. I called him his name for the first time while he was perched on the fence. He flew straight at me pulling up just in front of me shocking my wife. I said, “You are the Django kid.”
I’ve been studying crows and have had many personal relationships with them but none like I had for nine years with a crow I named Rex. I wrote about her. Click here to read and see badass Rex.
Rex died in the fall of 2016. She sent me a message from the other side, “I’m sending you a brave crow Mike.”
Safe “woke” Way / Home “Monsanto” Depot News
Both are dying on the vine. The Home Monsanto Depot where I live locked up all lawnmowers and barbeques. Stealing isn’t a crime in Wokeington State under Governor Jay Insanelee. In one month, fentanyl will be legal to sell or possess. FUN TIMES AHEAD!!!!
The HMD mystery question is why won’t The Home Monsanto hire security? Is it really cheaper to just keep re-stocking $600 lawnmowers? Uptick in mask wearing.
Safe “woke” Way is running intercom ads from Magic Johnson who discovered it pays really, really well to push unknown drugs onto the sleeping masses—"GET IT WHILE YOU CAN.”
Another propped up third world medical clinic in the USA. Very low electric bill.
Safeway Intercom: Shoppers receive 10% off your grocery bill with a cv19 vaccine. Take the new shingle shot and take off and additional 5%. While you’re there schedule your monkey pox vaccination due in this summer. Do all three and receive a free bandaid and a complimentary glazed donut at the bakery department.
Masks are not required to shop but strongly encouraged to protect the sheeple. A box of masks can be purchased in quantities of 66 or 666. You can find them in the pharmacy next to the condoms. Buy one box and get one free. Let’s keep population to a reasonable number. Use promo code Safe @ Safeway when you check out so we can track idiot shoppers like you.
Also shoppers Bud light is still on sale. Buy one case and receive five free. And we’re willing to negotiate the price on the one you buy. Sell it while you can.
Also, also Safeway woke shoppers. Look for the new digital sales coupon that we are coercing people into. Huge ass fucking Safeway savings there.
I talked to the wine expert, stocker dude and asked him what is the deal with the only wine I can afford always being out of stock. He told me he is only allowed to put three on a shelf at a time. I asked him why when there are a dozen bottles of this other wine selling at $48.00. He told me it’s their new digital stocking system. It discriminates against poor people shopping for cheap wine. He said so what people do knowing they can only stock three bottles a day is buy all three and then the shelf sits empty until tomorrow. That makes perfect business sense.
Some deviants should start mixing them all up with the expensive wine just for fun. Take three bottles of expensive wine and then unload them in the produce section bury them under the organic carrots, or put them in the cheese section. Wine goes with cheese right?
Heavy masked up presence at Safeway recently.
A hero. More so than any baffled doctor.
Also, I noticed Samuel Jackson is also working as a voice actor doing commercials. I guess he didn’t make enough money on the Matrix movie or staring in every fucking Quentin Tarantino movie. “Corporate fucking shill, you’re nothing but a whore in a capitalist gangbang. Do a commercial. There’s a price on your head. Everything you say is suspect.”—Bill Hicks
I could probably add that quote to just about every article I write and it would be relevant.
Neighborhood vaxidents are still alive and kicking. The person who hit this car real good just kept on going. His car was eventually found a few blocks over, but in Wokeington State I don’t believe hit and run is even a crime anymore.
Probably totaled. If fixed expect a slight, strong overwhelming pull to the right. You’ll probably only be able to make right hand turns.
There’s more, a lot more, but das ist erst einmal alles.
Hi Mike. I still haven't added the rest of my comment from yesterday. But had to reply here.
I am so sad about the crows you lost. How can a female crow on the nest die? Very sad. I console myself listening to the male wren in front singing every five seconds while the female is in the nest box.
When I was in junior high a friend who lived down the street was befriended by a local crow. The crow knew where we went to school, and would show up on the window ledge outside the classroom we were in. I have GREAT respect for the highly intelligent and loyal crow, more than many people.
Why does anyone go to see baffled doctors, they are baffled. They are worthless.
I grew up watching The Partridge Family, among others, like The Brady Bunch. Danny Bonaduce was the smartass kid. Always thought he knew better. That pic of him in the makeshift doctor's office with two masks on is pitiful, but I have no pity for him. Maybe if he came clean about the cause, but he won't, they are too invested in the lie.
I saw David Cassidy in concert in 1972. He passed. When one has passed, they are in the past.
( referencing JohnnyBeGood's Twitter reply)
In 2021 Kroger had a sweepstakes, with many major cash prizes, to encourage people to get the deadly vaxx. One had to show they were vaxxed to enter the drawing. I knew, however, that they could not legally require that to enter, and in the fine print there was a way to enter without committing suicide. I entered, but didn't win, depending on how you think about it.
Aw, this was a riot. So funny, magnificent.
No better in Oregon. Cop told me couple years ago that if someone wants to throw a liquid on you, whatever, that's considered "expressing an opinion".
Suicidal Disneyland World. Fentanyl monsters coming to your local park and playground.
Where your lovely Mordor Towers stand guard over you. They are safe and effective.
It's all just gonna get a lot weirder , isn't it?
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