“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.—Gracho Marx
The update comes from the Los Angeles Times. You can trust their investigative reporters to find the truth and adjust it to create a fictious story.
The author of the article doesn’t give a source but claims Bam checked into a San Diego hospital for pneumonia and then tested positive for Covid 19 and the down hill spiral began and Bam ends up on a ventilator. It reads like a typical Dr. Fauci Remdesvir protocol treatment plan for anyone who tests positive upon checking into a hospital.
The author leads you with a link showing “complications related to COVID-19.” Does it have to be all capitalized letters? I still haven’t found an answer to that question. I’d like to know. I’d like to write it right.
If you click on the CoViD-19 link it takes you here.
What if and this is a big what if, what if it’s all a Jackass stunt. What if the cast started working on the screenplay during the covid scam just after the injections started. It’s going to be their next Jackass film—BREAK OUT BAM.
Bam pretends to have pneumonia. Walks into an ER hospital. Doctors are easily fooled. He tests positive of course and is placed on a ventilator. Fully conscious and the hidden cameras are rolling the entire time.
Wee man runs down the hallway naked opposite of Bam’s room. Johnny Knoxville posing as a doctor along with several of the cast as nurses. Mass confusion starts. One of the cast members is lying on a gurney down the hall from Bam’s room with a Hollywood production mask of Bam. The good ones like the one Joe Biden wears.
The cast breaks into the room rips off the ventilator and slips a mask on Bam. A good one like the one Joe Biden wears. A mask of a young woman, scheduled for a breast implant with Dr. Knoxville. As soon as security catches Wee man, that other big fat guy storms through the front door naked. He’s crammed into a Safeway shopping cart pushed by another member of the Jackass team, and the hospital chase starts all over again with security. If they are caught the naked devil will enter through the emergency entrance and take off running down the hallway with his pitchfork. If he’s caught God will be next entering through the main entrance.
As Dr. Knoxville and his Jackass nurses are moving the blonde-haired female Bam towards the operating room Dr. Knoxville starts shouting out obscenities at the stationed nurses. “Goddammit, what’s going on around here? I have surgery scheduled in ten minutes and now my fucking nerves are shot. Look at my hands.” He shows his hands shaking. “I’m not doing surgery in this Koo Coo hospital. Nurse please report patient Suzy Que is being transported over to Eastside Medical for her breast enlargement.” Out the door they go to a waiting van.
Waiting inside the van is a real doctor who will start immediate treatment on Bam if he needs it and they race off to an unknown medical clinic.
While all of this mass confusion is going on the fake masked Bam is pushed into Bam’s room where the fake Bam walks out of his room and tells the charge nurse he feels fine now he’s going home and walks out the front door. Where a second van swoops in to pick him up.
They race off to catch the $5.99 women’s shoes van.
Cut to—Naked Wee man, naked fat man, naked devil being arrested with naked God still being chased by security.
Cut to medical clinic—Dr. Knoxville with a stethoscope on Bam’s chest and the two are hysterically laughing along with the rest of the cast. Bam swings his fist down hard and hits Knoxville square in the balls. Knoxville falls to the ground. THE END
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I am fairly confident the above scene would be approved by the ventilated Bam Margera. If Bam is jacked up on Remdisvir and on a ventilator his best chance for survival might just be the screenplay above---BREAK OUT BAM.
Medical note: According to the CDC if infected with cOvId 19 there is a 99.8% chance of a full recovery. If treated at the hospital there is a 70% chance you will die.
“Oh Well.”
“It’s really heartbreaking,” longtime “Jackass” co-star Johnny Knoxville told Variety after Margera’s firing. “I love Bam. We all love Bam. He’s our brother, you know? You just hope that he takes it upon himself to get the help that he needs, because we all care about him a lot.” wow.. what did my son say: OH YEAH sympathy fatigue... quoting from the LA TIMES story..while listening to Fleetwood mac: love the NICE SHOES post,, j:) no we don't all love BAM.. wtf that means.. OH yeah they love the person Bam who continued was in and out of REHABS.. :) well. I missed your post yesterday.. dealing with my own "Christmas plans".. and; I guess you saw that Tina Turner''s son Ronnie (I didn't know she had so many sons).. DIED.. and I have a good friend this is fact who just got dxd with Leukemia after getting the VAXX .. he was in fantastic shape. just had hip surgery and had lots of blood work done.. he is a retired Phd in Physics who I thought would know better. wow. anyway.. :) lol really gory post.. have a great Saturday.. so where did you find the amazing TACOS and shows vans? L.A. a certified fount of information.. true news through and through. right? ttyl.