Israel--I'M FOR HIRE

I'm a crisis anti-semite actor for hire

I’d like Israel, Klaus Schwab, George Soros, mainstream media and anyone else willing to throw money out to play an anti-semite to know-- I AM FOR HIRE BABY. I can use the money. I don’t make any money writing about Israel’s two genocides and aliens. I could add on my upgrade to paid but do I really need to beg for an extra $18.00 a month especially if I can make a lot more playing an anti-semite? I need the money they’re paying fake anti-semites on street corners. I want in.

My qualifications are good. I worked as a machinist for close to 30 years. We had to stand eight to ten hours a day. I have a background in writing so the spelling will be right on the signs. I won’t spell Israel, Isreal. I’ve also written and published numerous articles on Israel’s current genocide. I say current because they have their eye on another.

Some of the contractual agreements we can discuss. I won’t wear no goddamn mask. Fuck that. This will be a seven-hour daily contract. My hours are 9-12 with a one-hour break, then 1-4. This is for a single location as well. I’m not dragging my signs all over downtown Seattle. The new bus drivers can’t drive. Too dangerous. I’ll get killed.

My rate is $1,000 a day with a seven-day minimum. Cash up front. That should be no problem for any of you. Either you develop an anti-semite slogan or I will.

Staple signs are—

FUCK YOU ISRAEL, YOU GENOCIDE MONSTERS, USA STOP FUNDING ISRAEL’S GENOCIDE, ARREST ALL JEWS NOW, ISRAEL DID 911, ISRAELIS ARE SHAPE-SHIFTING LIZARDS WHO EAT HUMANS, ZIONIST JEWISH FREEMASON IRVING BERLIN’S GOD HATES YOU AND WOULD NEVER GOD BLESS AMERICA, LET’S JOIN ISRAEL AND MURDER EVERYONE—COME ON IT’LL BE FUN

Made those up off the top of my head. To make it more believable I’ll drape myself with a Palestinian flag. I won’t scream out anti-sematic slogans though. Too hard on the vocal cords. You will have to provide me with a bullhorn.

My rate may seem a little high but the risk is high too. There’s always the bus drivers to worry about plus hordes of Christians are going to call me every name in their book. I do know law enforcement is secretly on my side. They’re on the payroll.

I’mavailable for an immediate start at 4^th and Pine street.

Contact information here—michaelhuggins50@gmail.com