Impeach the United States

it should be easy to do

“Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it.”—Presidents of the United States of America

Listed below is all of the US presidents in my lifetime. One almost impeached--Richard Millhouse Nixon, one murdered John F. Kennedy and two shot at Gerald Ford and Ronald Reagan who was once an actor. Two of the presidents are directly related, father / son. One is a gay man pretending to be married to a drag queen named Michelle. One is a billionaire real estate tycoon who seems to be hated by everyone after they shake his hand, and one who doesn’t believe that oral sex is sex, because it depends on what your definition is for the word, “is.”

Reading the official narrative on the shootings is a good gauge test for your bullshit meter. It should be twitching as you read. Ford was shot at twice and in one of the attempts an openly gay man from San Francisco became a hero.

Let’s impeach every president in my lifetime.

 “I am a jelly donut.”—President John F. Kennedy

Rumored to be a presidential male slut. No photographic proof though. To be fair all of the presidents after him face the same charge. Worse. Something can easily be fabricated to impeach him. Murdered by at least one of the presidents who proceeds him maybe more.

“I’ll have those niggers voting democrat for the next 200 years.”—President Lyndon Johnson

Lynden murder, murder, with several attempts of murder, and laughing after the murder of the above president.

“The American people don’t believe anything until they see it on television.”—President Richard Nixon

Impeach Nixon on his over usage of the word, “faggy,” and because he’s a Dick and a crook. “I am not a crook.”

“Mr Nixon was the thirty seventh president. He was preceded by thirty six others.”—President Gerald Ford

Impeach Ford because he’s a walking bullseye target, also its been suggested by Cathie O’Brian that he was involved in human child trafficking before he was president. There’s been no attempt by the United States government to look into the allegations made by Cathy against Gerald Ford. She also implements several other high ranking political people such as Dick Cheney.

“My advice to him would be to tell the truth, I think, for a change and also to cut back on his Twitter feeds.”—President Jimmy Carter

Primary reason to impeach, lying, boring, and his brother brews shitty beer. His term in office saw interest rates soar like an eagle to 21%. I waited until they dropped to 11% and then bought my house. I re-financed it 22 times to get it down to 3.276349%. Fucker.

“To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still comfortable wearing shoes.”—Ronald Reagan

I too struggle with the spelling of his last name sometimes, but I wouldn’t put an N for a G like the above dumbshit. Attends the “faggy” Bohemian Grove satanic owl worshiping with the un-“faggy” Dick Nixon. “Gorbachov tear down that wall,” and I’ll tear down the health care and tear down pensions in the United States.

Short list of offenses, “I did not have sex with that woman,” liar, murder, rape, attempted rape, drug smuggling, racketeering, lying to the public, lying to his ugly wife, adultery, lying to congress, lying to the senate, snorting cocaine on duty, extortion, child molestation, perjury, war crimes, crimes against humanity, semen staining a blue dress, and more.

“It’s the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it’s a family thing. I guess it’s clean.”—Barbara Bush

Short list of offenses, murder, rape, attempted rape, drug smuggling, racketeering, lying to the public, lying to his old wife, adultery, lying to congress, lying to the senate, snorting cocaine on duty, extortion, child molestation, ignoring his VP whomever he was, perjury, war crimes, admitting he’s a member of skull & bones, breeding nazis crimes against humanity and more.

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”—President George W. Bush

Short list of offenses—same as daddy, murder, rape, breeding, admitting he’s a member of skull & bones, admitting he never received a school grade mark higher than a C, attempted rape, drug smuggling, racketeering, lying to the public, adultery, lying to congress, lying to the senate, snorting cocaine on duty, extortion, child molestation, perjury, war crimes, crimes against humanity and more.

Here’s a story of a man who used a bus to attract attention to impeach the second Bush president. I’m a bus driver. Maybe there’s an idea or two here to be explored. THE VACCINE REAPER REPORT BUS TOUR. One man, one mission, one bus. Maybe some doc’s will ride along and at each rally stop they can sell a few of their latest book titled, THE COVID 19 VACCINE IS BAD.

"The reforms we seek would bring greater competition, choice, savings, and inefficiencies to our health care system." President Barak Obama

Obama the only president considered for impeachment due to his clothing choices as well as the listed above. His husband might have been involved with him wearing a tan suit. Impeach him too. He was also born in Kenya. I once ran a road race and some of the top road runners from Kenya lined up next to me. They’re tall. I was leading the race until…………

“I’m the only person who could get an untested vaccine released to the public.”—President Donald Trump

President Trump is the only president to be impeached twice. Too early to tell but he may set the record for murder with Operation Warp Speed, fully supported by government D’s & R’s and every government leader around the globe, but he had no choice.  Operation Warp Speed will end the war against humanity faster. The evil WEF were going to lock us down for years. Was there another less deadly option available?

“I’m Joe Biden’s husband.”—Joe Biden

Long list of offenses, lying to his babysitter, adultery with the babysitter, murder, rape, belligerent drunken behavior with his babysitter, attempted rape on his babysitter, drug smuggling, racketeering, lying to the public, lying to congress, lying to the senate, plagiarism, snorting cocaine on duty, extortion, child molestation, perjury, war crimes, colluding with the enemy, breeding, horrible storytelling—Cornpop, and crimes against humanity and more.

Who’s next? We’re ready. We’ll get you eventually. Bring all of your scandals with you.

BREAKING News: I was an excellent bus driver for 23 years and in my career, they never shut down the entire operations due to weather. This global warming is a real bitch. It’s real. The culprit is a lack of people to distribute sand on the roads. Prior to injections they had no problem finding people to throw sand on the road for $39.00 an hour. Where are you sand people?

I published the above article back in the semi-good old days. I added more accurate descriptions to the above like the word “Fucker,” to Jimmy Carter. It needed it. It reads better. Changed the title too. Just impeach the entire United States.

I’m working on an interesting suddenly died story. It’s controversial so I want to dig a little deeper with it. Maybe post it today. Doubt it. They’re dying faster now. I’m also attempting to get a job as a Fact Checker.