#GROUND ALL CHEMTRAIL PLANES GHOST GARDEN TOUR

"Little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous."--Willie Wonka

I believe this is day 12, might be day 13 of ZERO chemtrail planes in the skies of Washington State. In the 20 plus years I’ve been watching the psycho’s spray us they’ve never gone more than three days before giving us a toxic chemical bath.

This means there are a lot of grounded planes, a lot of grounded pilots who I will assume are still getting paid. How many chemtrail planes does it take to cover an entire state on any given day? I’ve seen four in just my county.

July 13, 2024 —8:12pm

July 14, 2024 —5:50AM

July 14 @ 5:53AM—MAIN ENTRANCE

ADMISSION $3.25 INCLUDES ONE BREAKFAST BEER

I started making my Willie Wonka quote sign and about halfway into it I realized I was going to run out of room. What would Wonka do? He’d reduce the font and if at the end it was so small where it was barely readable he’d have a magnifying glass dangling at the end. I didn’t get that small, but I was prepared.

Nothing dangerous—HOPEFULLY-- At least you won’t have to worry about toxic skies above.

You can see I’m adding grass on the left per my wife’s COMMAND. THOU SHALL ADD MORE GRASS TO THE GARDEN!! Happy wife happy life. There’s a bumper sticker out there that reads—HAPPY LIFE NO WIFE—beer, whiskey, toilet seat up, sleep in, fart anytime, don’t fix the faucet FOREVER

Add some music to the tour if you want.

Let’s make life a nightmare for THEM.

We streamed the entire CD last night. Great CD. I started thinking what if I had Kirsch’s one million paid subscribers and I posted this CD and Eugene wakes up and discovers he just sold 287,543 CD’s.

I went OCD on this yesterday. I wanted the dangling chime to be dead center. A longtime friend gave this to me 20 years ago. I haven’t seen her in years, and she’s never seen the garden. She came over yesterday for dinner and a garden party and stayed the night. Re-painting it this week.

Longtime friend. Her foot anyway.

And this how most look in the morning after a Ghost Garden party. Except me of course. I’m too busy grounding chemtrail planes. I’m making a new rustic headboard. It should look one thousand and one times better than that one.

Still working on this entire side that I blew out. Not sure where I want to go with it yet.

Incorporate weeds as flowers whenever possible. That’s my garden rule and if plants are happy where they are don’t F with them.

First garden crop circle of the year.

 I believe this is from an alien scout drone that is nuclear powered. NOT. I placed a tabletop piece of round glass there for a few hours while I sealed the patio and it did this. Remember when you were a kid and used the sun and a piece of paper to start a fire with paper? Think that. It will be a nice conversation piece for the garden tour.

This dahlia popped yesterday.

From the other direction.

Boot Hill

My wife is demanding I retire my current garden boots to Boot Hill. A fierce argument developed. I’m still wearing my boots.

Don’t mess with a man and his boots.

The floating hat……just for fun.

Exiting the garden and heading to Bird House Bar and no grill. No 13 TV’s encircling you playing bullshit sports either. Here’s me in those bars Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Friend staying the night gave me this bird house in 2016 after my mother-in-law passed away. It’s been re-built a few times.

My friend loved the bar. She said she could drink here everyday. Yeah, she could stand next to Marsay.

There’s a picture of my friend hanging at the bar. It’s one of my favorites of her. She has three wine glasses in front of her. Two are full. Or should I have written, one is empty.

Bar entrance

Plans to tear down the fence and gates on both sides and make it look like something built when Sabrina was alive in 1752. She’s giving me a few visuals.

Das is alles my friends. I will do everything in my power to keep the chemtrail planes from flying in Wa. State and then branch out from there and then go onto the next operation. My advice to THEM start running NOW.

We closed last nights garden party sometime after 1am.

Final song played.

Leon Russell quote was taken from this song.