Governor Hobbs never went missing

Mandela Effect

Sep 30, 2023

“America can be described using a single word, f-f-f-f-f-ffffff.”—President Joe Biden

Governor Hobbs has surfaced and she was never missing. She was standing over there. Right there. In that corner, behind the fake tree.

I wasn’t going to post today or tomorrow. Take the weekend off. It was Michael Day yesterday. I had a mike-ro party last night. I wish I would have known it was Michael the Arch Angel Day yesterday. I would have invited Marsay and all of you. Can Michael come down and kick Satan’s ass again? Why not? We’re singing God Bless America. We’re praying in groups too. What’s going on here? And why isn’t Arch Angel Michael a national holiday? Isn’t kicking Satan’s ass a bigger event than President’s Day, or bank holiday? Cheers Michael.

Dee Dee made a good post on the Covid 19 Mandela Effect. What pandemic? When did that happen? I kind of remember something about it. The confused masses will be able to find something on the internet using any search engine—preferably Google. It’ll come up as the Kovid 17 koronavirus. A little bugger, that could have been a lot worse if not for the fast action of governments throughout the globe. A vassininee was developed. It saved humanity.

Breaking News--Governor Hobbs never went missing says the media. I know I read it. I know there were at least a dozen news agencies with the exact same title and it wasn’t being challenged by any media. The Mandela Effect takes over. I guess I read it wrong. Weird. Oh well, Seahawk game is on tomorrow. They better win.

We can assume that nobody in AZ government alerted the media on Hobbs trip to DC. No photo’s were taken of her boarding the plane in AZ or in DC. No pictures taken of her and Myorkas, arms raised together. None. Curious Arizona minds want to know.

Arizona has no Lt. Governor so the sword gets handed off to the Secretary of State. If that person is also on a business trip it gets handed off to the attorney general. If that person too is also on a business trip (what are the odds?) it then gets handed off to the treasurer and then the pool boy.

The new official media narrative. There’s no great mystery.

AZ Governor Hobbs is a real jet setter. She lands in AZ and then almost immediately, or immediately, nobody knows, and flies unannounced to Washington DC to meet Homeland Security big boss Mayorkas.

Did her Secretary of State and attorney general go with her? And how did Mayorkass find time to meet with Governor Hobbs. It looks like he had a real booked week.

Fastest meeting ever. Why didn’t they just talk on the phone? Not secure? Phone tapped? By who? What would she say about the border other than it’s a fucking mess, and he says we’re working on it. That would take about 32 seconds or less.

Mainstream media is losing this one. The Arizona people aren’t buying their story. Send in President Joe Biden to honor dead Senator John McCain. Didn’t Joe hate Senator McCain?

Pictures seem a little odd. Katherine Davis-Young / KJZZ has the American flag off Joe’s right shoulder.