Funnel me down the cashless highway while I play my banjo

A Senator in Australia attempts to get a Pfizer doctor to answer a question. Why does the vaccine cause myocarditis? The dumbshit doctor can’t answer the question.

https://twitter.com/SaiKate108/status/1687020049734017024

Just answer the fucking question doctor jerk off. For those who don’t have a twitter account or have been banned for exposing the CV19 lies listen to attached audio file.

Cheers to subscriber D who bought me all the beer I could drink in a dive bar in exchange for  VRR stickers. Sticker department manager says unload them anyway I can. Before I met subscriber D I stopped off at Home Depot also known as The Home Depot. I needed a few items. The self-checkout line had around eight stations but only one would accept cash. A woman in one of those wheelchair carts had it occupied with the lone Indian checker. The woman was talked into opening a credit card account to save 10% off her two items she was purchasing. The application process began, and I was prepared to stand there all fucking day until this motherfucking woke store accepted my legal tender. The other customers were going around me, inserting their debit card, make the transaction and out the door they went. Five minutes later the Indian checker called over another Indian checker who helped me complete my irritating cash transaction for my two items. This Home Depot is in a town also named, “Little India.” It was named that after Bill Gates told the US government if he wasn’t allowed to bring in tens of thousands of Indians from India to work at Microsoft he was going to move the company to India. The US government caved. They work at Home Depot now.

After a couple of beers I had to urinate. Men’s dive bar bathrooms are always an experience. Doors ripped off. Shitter stall doors ripped off. Creative reading material everywhere and a condom machine that never works. This one had something a little different. The urinals were mounted exceptionally high. Above code for sure. If you’re above 6’4” no problem. Below that and you don’t have much of a chance.

That one on the end looks like its lower but it’s an optical illusion. Unusually clean though. A VRR fun fact on this bar is I worked with the two guys who started the bar in the late 80’s. I was a machinist and both of them were inspectors. They only owned it for a few years. Thanks for the beers subscriber D.

Subscriber D collides with another subscriber where their awesome emails come in at the same time and they both use the word, “Awesome.”

Awesome!!

The VRR sticker department received a sticker trophy recently. Shown here on the counter of subscriber work lunchroom.

The subscriber said that when he has zoom calls he makes sure the water bottle is in the camera with the exposed skull sticker. Awesome!!!!

Linking up with my Home Depot experience above, the Bite of Seattle event happened a couple of weeks ago and this year they decided to do something really stupid. Never attempted before. With little to no warning they decided to drive a good portion of the 75,000 (their fabricated number) insane people who attended a little more insane. They go cashless. Worse. No debit cards either.

To purchase bullshit food at the event you must first download an app. Lead us all down the smart phone highway, and then stand in massive lines waiting to retrieve the bullshit food item you just purchased. Cheesy fries with a jalapeno hot dog on a stick. If you show up with six hundred dollars cash but no phone---starve. No smart phone—no service amigo. This year a lot of gnashing teeth but not on food.

Read it and laugh here.

A shocking story coming out of the UK. A man uses legal tender to buy a box of strawberries. Staff makes a half ass attempt to stop him but he legally makes it out of the store and begins eating the strawberries.

https://twitter.com/laralogan/status/1686226192616067072?cn=ZmxleGlibGVfcmVjcw%3D%3D&refsrc=email

No twitter, no problem. Audio attached.

DBANJO NEWS

Dbanjo was featured on Facebook by the rescue group and the shelter employees at Garland Animal & Adoption Center in Texas who had him for 30 days all sent him love and wished him well in his new home for life. Shown here at the shelter.

Shown here sniffing this freak beer I tried—9.0%. In a bar I think they will only sell you one of these but at Safeway you can buy as many as you want and you can age scam them when they ask for your birth date—11/20/42.

Shown here being the new neighborhood Karen.

He still has his BANGO tag. Get a little usage out of it before spending another $15.00.

A subscriber sent a recipe to make your own dog food. We are definitely going down that pathway for Dbanjo. I believe his first dog food casserole is going to be made today. It’s supposed to look like this.

There’s a dog that was rescued on a hike I know well—Mailbox Peak.

This is a training hike for Mt. Rainier. It’s only three miles but it is straight up. In the old days the trail wasn’t marked well, and people kept getting lost and calling the fire department. The fire department hiked up with a real fire hydrant and placed it at the top. Many have labeled this the hardest hike on the I-90 corridor. Great rescue story.