ED SHEERAN CONCERT SENDS 17 PEOPLE TO THE HOSPITAL--ONE PHOTO

The VRR goes undercover in an attempt to age scam Safeway

“I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for an ice-cold beer today.”—J. Wellington Wimpy (2021 Version)

Let me whine you.

Since I started this Substack I’ve written several articles about Safeway / Wokeway grocery store. I’ve been taking the Mickey out of them, but I’m doing them a solid. I believe.

If you Google just how many times Safeway has been sued it’s impossible they are still in business unless.

This is only for one month. A clear sign they’re in the DS kill’em club and shoppers the Safeway pharmacy still has the Covid 19 vaccine available. Do the right thing. Keep your family protected. Get the vaccine and receive an additional 10% off Bud Light. Buy one bag of Lays GMO potato chips and get the other for half off. Bud Light promotion extended until the end of the year. Ask your checker for our new Covid coffin brochure. Thank you for shopping at Safeway.

Safeway suggested name change.

Deep$tate Grocers

DeepPocket Grocers

GMO Grocers

WEF Grocers

CIA Grocers

Fuck the FDA Grocers

Rodenticides Grocers or FASTRAC Grocers

$afeway Bend Over Grocer$

WeAreAlwaysOutOfCheapWine Grocers

Safeway also data scams their customers with their discount “club card.” The information is probably sent over to Monsanto’s bio-engineering lab. I try and avoid buying anything there these days, but they still have cheap wine at bargain prices. They are the fast-food of grocery store’s.

The employees are required to ask you your date of birth if you are purchasing alcohol. It’s the law. Trader Joes doesn’t ask for ID. Metropolitan Market doesn’t ask for ID, nor does PCC. It’s to irritate the fucking shit out of their customers. It works. Who suspects a seventy-seven-year-old man is underage and attempting to buy alcohol? Safeway. “And your date of birth please sir?”

“Jesus Christ just look at me.”

As I mentioned in a previous article. I’ve been intentionally giving them false information. Completely legal during a war. When they asked me for my date of birth, I increased my age by 10 years, aging me to 72. That worked so well I’m adding another five. Will I be able to sell myself as a 77-year-old man? Will they ask me for ID for not looking old enough? Audio below.

Global Warming aka Climate Change news

The media is reporting seventeen people were hospitalized at a Ed Sheeran concert for heat stroke. This confused me. In tragedies they almost always report, “at least” X amount were shot, stabbed, ran over or hospitalized. Their favorite numbers being 5, 6 and 9. They are blaming it on heat stroke. Lead me down the climate change pathway.

Who’s Ed Sheeran? Is he CV19 vaccinated? Is he shedding? With thousands of people at the concert with phones everywhere, I can only find one image indicating a possible medical situation at this concert.

I believe it. Temperature that day mid 80’s. Does Ed have a show in Phoenix? Temperature expected to be 109 in Phoenix today. Maybe government needs to create a new law banning concerts above 79 degrees. Ed Sheeran is coming to Seattle in August. We have a lot of summer days above 80 degrees. Ticket prices are $180 each. Waaaaaaaay too much.

Dr. Shah’s advice must mean they’ve poisoned the water in Washington State. Drink beer instead. I’m real surprised he isn’t advising everyone to get the Covid vaccine shot and drink Bud Light to avoid heat stroke. I bet Dr. Shah will be in attendance at the Ed Sheeran show in Seattle. Fact checking Dr. Shah’s “hot weather,” reveals--June 29^th eighty two-degrees. June 30^th eighty-two degrees. July 1^st eighty-one degrees. Lead me down the pathway Dr. Shah. I’m not afraid. I’m Super Mike.

Kick out of the slime and into Ghost Garden News. Advise starting the attached song to enhance your garden tour experience.

Occasionally someone notices the garden H. Most don’t.

This is called subliminal gardening. Happy / Home / Hooray / Hilarious / Hamartiology / BOO

I’ve been chasing a giant wasp for a about a week. I’m unemployed. It’s a long ass story. It wouldn’t land for a picture. Then it lands right in front of me.

I haven’t identified it yet, but I will. I’m unemployed. I’m attempting to become a freelance writer in a genocide. I’ve got the free part nailed down good.

More bugs in the garden.

Who wins?

Our resident hummingbird.

Currently picking zucchini, lettuce, spinach, kale, Swiss chard, and other various mixed greens. Three mystery plants are all thriving. Suspect pumpkin. No cucumbers yet. WTF? Willie girl is now 6’6.” Are we sure she’s a girl? First rose off JFK. Shitty pic. That will never happen again. Misinformation.

Marilyn Monroe is the pink one behind John. She’s more in focus than John.

And then I took my wife out for a beer. She’s a lefty; caggie handed. Finger color must match toe color.

Came home and called it a night. And all the CV 19 criminals were arrested around the globe while I slept. More misinformation, but they will be.

I have the same scar.

THE END