Donald Trump Assassination Clothing line is out now

MAGA WEAR

Has anyone figured out who he wants to fight? Is it Joe? Joe wants to go right now. Set that up. Use RFK Jr as referee. Pay per view. Add in a lion and a few Black Mamba snakes if either stalls on the cage.

Can’t kill Trump. “Stab it with their steely knife but they just can’t kill the beast.”—Glenn Frey

NEVER SURRENDER

Who does Trump think we’ll possibly surrender to—Israel? Too late.

And this leads us back to the top again. CNN sources reveal Iran is involved in the attempted assassination that pierced Trumps ear that didn’t bleed on his hand when he touched his ear. CNN sources still need to be accepted by the FBI. They will.

Trump may be as demential as Joe Biden with this whole fight thing. If a bullet nearly takes off your ear do you jump up and yell fight? Yes if you’re a dumbfuck idiot. You crawl out on your hands and knees like they did in the jungles of Vietnam—scared shitless too. It won over Elon. He’s never seen such bravery. He should enlist and fight in an actual war—front line. He’ll see bravery.

The way this is going I’m looking for DT to make his big announcement—he’s God. I think he was close to saying it a couple of times prior to the ear piercing but now the MAGA’s know he came back from the dead. He’s God.

Prove it Trumpf. Walk on water. We’ll throw you out of a boat just off the Florida coast and you walk home. If you can’t do that you can just pretend you’re the anti-christ in the book of Revelation, but no God for you.