Das Wokeington State Lawmaker Report

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Day 1,274 WEF War Against Humanity

Estimated injured 8 billion

Estimated dead—unknown

Time: 9:11am

“For what should it profit a man if he should gain the world and lose his soul.”—Mark 8:36

Guten morgan to die servants of the people. I know it’s been awhile, but there is a war going on and as a freelance journalist it’s my duty to cover it all. It’s not all about you. Look around. Look at your build back better. What is your definition for the word better? And you still haven’t given me your definition for the word “safe.”

On December 25, 2022 I emailed all of you, legislators, aids, city council members and health impersonators for Covid 19. See it here. What made this report uniquely special is it featured our brand new CV19 Reaper logo.

The idea came from headquarters at one of our 911 Monday morning war meetings. Someone mentioned we needed a new logo and then we all doodle art’d the rest of the meeting. Someone drew a skull. It fit our situation. We decided to encircle it with names of those who died in this war. Many of them had COVID 19 listed as cause of death. They were coughing before they died or grabbed their chest. Classic signs of the virus.

As you know Covid 19 really started killing people in huge numbers just after the CV19 Warp Speed Vaccine was offered as a solution to combat the deadly virus. You told us it was safe and effective. Our President told us if we took these vaccines, we’d never catch the virus. Did he lie? Did you lie? Did you take the CV19 vaccine? You’re not required to, are you? We’ve learned that some of you foolishly did. Her name finished off the Reaper logo.

Franco Harris was a professional football player for the Pittsburgh Steelers and he ran all over my Oakland Raiders team. Thank God we had the Snake to counter him. Franco did as he was instructed to do to protect himself from the Covid 19, 20, 21, 22, indefinite virus. When Franco received the deadly shot there was a lot of CV19 vaccine hesitancy in the black community. Franco became a spokesperson, a promoter for the vaccine in the black communities encouraging them to take the jab. He was successful until his sudden death.

Other black athletes were promoting blacks to take it as well. People like Kareem Abdul Jabber and Magic Johnson. The media has published pictures of both retired athletes with a needle in their arm. I know Magic Johnson is now working for Safeway and the pharmaceutical industry and I suspect Kareem is as well. There might be dots to connect there but I don’t have time. Hawaii has just been torched and there are an unknown number of missing children. I’m kind of focused on that at the moment. Washington State Governor Jay Inslee offered prayers and support and has opened up Wa. State as a Maui cat rescue shelter. Cats are being flown in daily now. What about humans?

On January 2, 2022 a football player suddenly collapsed on a national televised game. The next day one media source called it “The most terrifying night of football.” Maybe for that writer but for me it was playoff games between my Oakland Raiders and Franco Harris. Damar Hamlin’s death on the field that night got his name on the logo.

Wait. Not so fast. He suddenly came alive. A miracle. A ten-minute slow ride to the hospital with all the lights off inside the aid car and he arrives at the hospital and he’s alive. Probably brain damaged now. The human brain can’t go more than six minutes without oxygen. Media reports there is no brain damage. Another miracle. If he can’t play football again will he join Magic at Safeway and Pfizer? Reports are he is practicing with the team.

The logo department at the VRR headquarters had a problem now because we couldn’t decide if he is alive or dead. A vote was taken and it was split down the middle. Someone suggested we leave it and add red ink to it. I immediately called for a vote and it was accepted and sent to our graphic design department. Red ink was added.

Elected note the last name far right. Our own Dori Monson.

As the deaths piled up so did my overtime. MMA athlete Stephon Bonnar, Princess Bajrakitiyabha of Thailand, Pizza man Mike Provenzale, Lisa Marie Presley, Sinead O’ Connor, the Heck family Carl Heck & Lindsey Heck, and the logo is finished off with New Jersey’s Lt. Governor Sheila Oliver.

She was a black woman concerned that black people were not taking the CV19 vaccine. Damar Hamlin is black. She promoted it, encouraged black people to get vaccinated just like Franco Harris and she died the exact same way he did. Can we assume then it was the CV19 vaccine that killed both of them? Add in Damar. Perhaps you can ask Dr. Umair Shah who is still pushing the vaccine on his Twitter.

Throwback to January 2021.

“Safeway shoppers receive an additional 10% of your grocery bill if you receive a Covid 19 vaccine conveniently located in our pharmacy department.”

There are 92 names on the logo. There is a common theme. They all took the Covid 19 vaccine. A memorial stitch was added to the skull for the deceased, likely cause of death is the safe and effective Warp Speed vaccine. I think the word warp means incredibly fast.

Pinching it off here dully elected. Remember to ask your health care provider if the CV19 vaccine is right for you. And ask Dr. Shah why there are no images or reports that he and his family have taken the CV19 vaccine that he continues to push on his Twitter account. I know he isn’t required to take it but there were thousands of state employees who were terminated because they didn’t take it. Curious Washingtonians want to know.