Bus driver story from heaven #1

&#%* YOU VACCINE

Date: Summer 2021

Location: Downtown Seattle

“You couldn’t pay me a million dollars to do your job.”—Passenger on route 124

I’m driving down second ave in a 60’ articulated bus. I’m driving the route 554. It’s referred to as the looter scooter run. This route picks up looters in Seattle and drops them off in Issaquah where apparently it’s legal to just walk into Target shop for whatever you want and walk out without paying. Catch the Mike train on the return trip to Seattle and sell all the goods in Seattle and buy some fentanyl. A lucky guess on the spelling and I’m correct the first time. My day is really starting out good. Picture of me shown here on my return trip with all my looter friends.

There were many times I attempted to purchase some goods while they boarded.

“Are those king size sheets?”

“Yes.”

“I’ll give you 15 dollars for them.”

“The price tag on the package is 65. I’ll take 45.”

“I only have a twenty.”

“No deal.”

“Ok. I drive this route every Thursday I’ll try and catch you then.”

“Do you need a brand new 52” television?”

One day one of the looters tried to board the bus with a jam packed Target cart. Toaster, waffle iron, Batman doll, Converse tennis shoes—size 10 and more. I told him he can’t board the bus with the cart. He ignored me and boarded anyway. I told him we aren’t going anywhere until he takes the cart off the bus. He refused and proceeded to tell me I’m the only asshole bus driver who won’t allow him to board with a full Target cart. He said he can’t fucking carry all of this shit. I told him that’s not my problem. I made an announcement that we’re having a little situation up front and until it gets resolved we aren’t moving. I then see a big dude walking up the aisle. He grabs the cart and jerks away from the looter, and pushes it out the door. The goods scatter everywhere. The looter rush’s out. Problem solved.

I have around twenty or so people on my bus and I’m nearing my last zone on second ave. It’s a grungy place—Pioneer Square. City Hall is located here just a few blocks east. Apparently they don’t have any eyes in their head.

As I’m approaching my last zone I see a crowd and they’ve formed a circle around a young girl. I see people smiling and laughing so that’s all good, otherwise maybe I just blow by that zone. I stop at the zone and nobody boards my bus. I pull the E brake on and get out of the seat to take a look. People are having their picture taken with the girl like she is some kind of celebrity. I wanted to get my picture taken with her as well. She’s cute, but that isn’t why everyone wanted a picture with this girl. It was her shirt. On the front of her shirt in big letters it read:

FUCK YOU

VACCINE

I was very tempted to pull my cell phone out of my bag and try and get a picture with her. I recognize one of my regular riders and he comes over to me laughing. I said, “What the fuck man?” I asked him if he got his picture taken with her and he told me he didn’t. He said he was just observing the few conservatives in Seattle go crazy over this girl and her shirt. He said she walked all the way down second ave and was mobbed everywhere she stopped. I told him she should charge people. He agreed.

As I drove off with the looters I thought what a ballsy young girl she is. Wearing that shirt in Seattle could get you killed. Absolutely no fear on her face, just a great big smile.

This is one of my bus driving stories from heaven. Next up I’ll take you to hell.

Author note: If you scroll to the comment section on the YouTube videos that I attach to my articles you will see something like this posted from me: This video is attached to an article on THE VACCINE REAPER REPORT. A cheap way to market myself. I call it slutting myself off, for free. In the US there once may have been FREEDOM. The free has been dropped and now we only have dumb.